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ostern

the enjoyment of sleeping with one's own underwear inside their mouth
by ben dover May 15, 2003
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ostentatious

The clothing of 16th and 17th century Europe was very ostentatious- bell-shaped farthingales, layers of thick, elaborate fabric, and long, poofy sleeves.
by parisologyperson May 25, 2008
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Joel Osteen

The happiest man alive in Texas. He is a Christian pastor that often says "You are a child of the most-high God". Has a creepy smile.
Joel Osteen: "-and this child had severe autism, just like me!"
*Creepy smile intensifies*
by Weaponized Dank Ootism September 23, 2019
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Ostrich Years

Major world insatbility and poverty that will lead to the 'trivializing' of TV news' coverage as 'water wars', 'climate wars' would lead all humanity into riots and all-encompassing chaos!
Apocophilia is a name befitting journalists who keep talking about the upcoming 'Ostrich Years' (2008-2012), that would usher the End.
by hammer---;, hytham April 25, 2007
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The Ostrich Syndrome

A peculiar condition marked by the person making absolutely nonsensical statements displaying pure stupidity and lack of common sense akin to a ostrich with the head in ground. The person displays a tendency not only to put his foot in the mouth but to never take it out either, repeatedly.
Example of The Ostrich Syndrome

A: "What is the 2012 about anyway?"
B: "Its about a prophecy that the world will end in 2012"
A: " OMG!! We have only 1 year to live!!"

A: You like The Beatles?
B: Ya. I do listen to them.
A: Want to go for the Beatles concert next weekend?
B: ? Who is performing? Where? When? How?
A: The Beatles. They are on an India tour right!
B: OMG
by Bond_James_Bond November 25, 2009
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ostentatious

1.flashiness, exhibitionist, boastful showiness

2. When you are lookin as "randy" (aka hot) as Austin Powers
by Shirly Temple December 13, 2007
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ostracize

Carl the ostrich ordered his ostracizing tapes off of an infomercial he saw last Tuesday.
by Compton Computer Salesman April 10, 2005
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