fucker nutter

someone who fucks nuts

he is suck a fucker nutter

by andrea January 13, 2004

nutter

A guy with only one testicle.

This nutter won't stop texting me.

by YouzAHoe9284 March 15, 2009

nuttering

The mutterings of a nutter or crank

See also: nutter

"...he walked off whilst nuttering
some not very nice words to me"

"So I finished the on the phone and walked back to the Hostel, sort of just nuttering to myself, "y'know, I could've sworn I was just groped by an aborigine"."

by Nupe July 24, 2004

Nutseam

The elevated seam of skin that remains where the ballsack was welded shut.

Oh my. Your nutseam becomes very pronounced in this chilly weather, Mr. Lindstrom.

by biologistroll August 7, 2010

nutshroom

The offspring of a species of nut and that of a mushroom. Often used to epitomize and represent friendship, nutshrooms are usually given as parting gifts to loved ones met abroad.

John: Hey Paul, I couldn't help but notice your nutshroom, where'd you get it?
Paul: A good friend of mine gave it to me when she left for America.

by iheartscurvybitches August 13, 2011

Nutterbut squash

When you squash your nuts in someones butt.

Jimmy dropped his wallet. As he went down to pick it up i surprised him with a nutterbut squash

by Team squaw valley usa July 22, 2013

Nutter-butter

Covering your dick with butter, then having someone lick it off

Person 1: Ay babe, you want a nutter-butter?
Person 2: Yeah! I love those
Person 1: *takes off pants, covers dick with butter*
Person 2: Ooh, that looks tasty

by DatRandomIdiot April 10, 2015