Mock

Rural inbred farmer, Uncultured, ignorant & oblivious to all when intoxicated. Travel exclusively in large groups when away from their natural surroundings. Tend to wear tight haircuts & identical shirts with sleeves rolled up. Often found brawling outside bars and clubs.

"On your bike you filthy mock"
"Get away from me you durty mock"
"That Guys a major Mock Savage"
"Tim - Fred, How about mcsoreleys for one?
Fred - Good God no, its teaming with mocks"
"There`s a serious smell of mock in here man"
"Theres a Heavy mock content in that place dude"

by Dr Longshaft March 22, 2009

Mockature

Verb. A mocking tone or expression of ridicule that is usually taken with a close friend or loved one or when dealing with an activity that they have done that is incredibly stupid. Also, the joint deriding of others for doing or saying something that is extremely dim-witted.

Do I sense mockature in your (sarcastic) tone...?

by Mychelle C. April 29, 2005

Mock Pistol Soup

Fake semen or urine used in film or roleplay

Billy got out the Mock Pistol Soup and made his own effort look exceedingly impressive

by Ben.C.L. February 4, 2006

mockmed

an asian or paki

using the sounds of the names 'mohammed' and 'achmed' together
to make mockmed
funny racist insult

oi, mockmed, make us a kebab!

by saaaaarge June 2, 2008

Mockanese

A pseudo-language resembling Japanese by adding Japanese sounding-suffixes (-mashta, -u, -didu, etc) and accents to English words. Often used by Americans who are excited about sushi, a Japanese video game, or another Japanese cultural item.

Japanese person: Konichiwa! (Hello!)

Person speaking Mockanese: Hai! Canno yu directa mi toda nearestu restaurantidu?! Sankyumashta! (Hi. Can you direct me to the nearest restaurant? Thank you.)

by Hasonator January 22, 2013

Mockingbird syndrome

When someone is attracted to shiney objects. Mockingbird s are attracted to shiney objects and gather them in there nest.

I was attracted to the chandelier because I have mockingbird syndrome.

by Rhinestone Ricky October 2, 2018

mockin

to wreck someone using math

"ill only break 73% of your spine"
im mockin on your bitch ass

by explicit money January 16, 2009