tongue-and-groove merchant

lesbian
punning on supplier of wood panelling or flooring

You're wasting your time with those two; they're tongue-and-groove merchants.

by Neil February 17, 2004

merchandise

Something someone buys from someone to look like yet another zombie off another person's name brand.

I like Minecraft SOOO MUCH! I event bought all the merchandise for it!

I'm starting this new club, actually. We even have plans on creating merchandise for it!

by Smith dux Wurd June 19, 2017

Nostalgia Merchant

Rosy Retrospection but for football. Someone who judges a player from the past based on certain moments and not he whole picture.

Kevin de Bruyne is a better player than ZIdane but only nostalgia merchants will disagree

by Flo10 August 8, 2021

Merchant

A greedy person who is always tapping fags

Go away you fucking merchant.
Ive no fags go away you merchant.
Watch the pair of merchants off tapping up there.

by merchantkid November 4, 2011

word merchant

he carries a satchel of words around. all kinds of words. funny ones, mean ones, lies galore, weird ones too. hes weird i guess, like who carries such a heavy sac of silly words around. no one needs to hear that, unless they are about me, and good...

Paris is a word merchant. sometimes its good. mostly, its not.

by tito p November 30, 2005

Merched

"Pulling out" during sex and cumming unexpectedly on a female conquests face. Mainly applied to drunken hook-ups.

"You've just been Merched!"

by DUSTontheBOTTLE January 26, 2010

Mass Merchanditis

The hazy feeling one gets after spending too much time shopping at large chain stores including but not limited to Walmart, Home Depot, and Bed, Bath and Beyond. Characterized by a headache, dry eyes, blurred vision, blank stare, sore feet.

Jane had to return home immediately, take two tylenol, and a large glass of water as her day of shopping was beginning to result in a textbook case of mass merchanditis.

by John Banczak October 8, 2008