martini

martini is an awesome person and i love them bakaaa. they are SOMEWHAT cool ig? jk they are SOSOSO cool, they make me smile.

example: martini is awesome

by -becca March 17, 2021

Martinitis

When your some skinny white boy with one ear and the other one shriveled up like his ball sack and that thinks he's hitlers offspring and what's everyone to burn he has no friends u wish u smelt cow shit when he's around because he smells worse haven't showered in 14 years

I can see Martin coming down the road I can start smelling that God awful smell from here if he comes any closer im for sure guna get a case of the martinitis

by Lyncity07 October 4, 2021

Martinistic

The theory of no one getting headpats due to the bias and unjust society that we live as.

Why is Martin the only one getting headpats?
This is Martinistic!

by madmadmadmadmadmad March 30, 2022

martinistic

The preference of people named martin over anything else. Most martinists will prefer talking to martins then normal people, but true martinists will fixate so much on a martin that they won't be able do basic tasks

P1 yes that's great, but Oh my God! Have you seen martin? I must headpat his fluffy afro right now

P2 You are so martinistic

by anonymous March 30, 2022

Manting

An Individual screeching and making noises in response to a good argument by the opposition in an attempt to confuse, or change the subject.

"He's just manting, don't bother."
"All he did was mant, and mant."

by Meme Knight April 5, 2022

Mankini

A G-string made for men with several colors and prints offered.

Often warn in central and South American beaches; as well as Europe. Beaches.

That fellow had the G-string on his Mankini so far up his bum he could peony taste his lunch; I haven’t seen that leopard print on a mankini so often since I was in Rio De Genero, Brazil. .

by Greenhans33 June 9, 2022

martini cucking

When a bartender prepares your martini by stirring it with his penis instead of using a shaker like a normal goddamn person would.

"Why did James Bond always specify he wanted his martini shaken? Isn't that the correct method of martini mixing?"

"I don't know. Maybe he was the victim of martini cucking once."

by 007gotmartinicucked June 11, 2022