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Deep Blue Laser

An internet-laden pedophile; One who seeks internet-laden pedophiles, often utilizing the craft of 'douchery'

The Act of repeatedly slapping someone on the brow with a flacid, blue (sometimes Navy Blue) dildoe.
Jack just 'deep blue lasered' that chimp!
by Willy Lickerbush April 5, 2008
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laser pendulum

A laser pendulum is one physical form of God, A.K.A. Chuck Norris. The power of the laser pendulum is so fearsome that the Roman Catholic Church has begun using it in place of "Amen" at the end of prayers. It's sheer epic awesomeness means that any being who does not fully appreciate its existence and worship its almighty pwnage is not worthy of life.
No form of communication can express the ultimateness of the laser pendulum satisfactorily enough to appease the-

The guy who wrote that just died.
by djkhlaskjfh October 27, 2008
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the horniets guy in a.c.lolz

william snowden
hi mi name is william laiseni and im in love with miss snowden!! .lolz love you baby
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fire the laser

Man: Oh yeah, bitch, you like that?

Woman: Fire the laser, big boy!
by laser man December 7, 2009
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lasers

The feeling of an impending bowel movement.
Sorry officer, I was speeding because I've got lasers.
by TTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYY June 12, 2006
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LaserJet Printer

Shit G, i needs sum monay for da LaserJet Printer. I gosta get my fix!
by Anonymous October 12, 2002
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lasership

when want to ship a package and believe that the package will be sent at laser speed.
"I tried to lasership you a package but, you told me you never received it... turns out it was laser shit..."
by tra0wling December 25, 2017
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