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The unfortunate happenings of when someone falls asleep on their phone and hits random buttons...

Ryland: hey, you there?
Stephanie: ya, im he..knopuik21221243h89i7uy
Ryland: I couldnt agree more...

by lilredlucky January 9, 2011

Knobsticle

A person that behaves like a real prat.....

Two chicks at a party......
First girl 'hey what do you think of that guy at the table?' Second girl 'ahhh yeah, he's not bad but he is acting like a knobsticle....'

by DarkHorses April 17, 2011

knowshon

1.) (verb) To absolutely dominate in ever way to the point where even passersby are crying in fear.
2.) (verb) To try but fail miserably. don't look now, they are all laughing at you.

"Oh man i knowshoned it today at work"
"did you get fired?"
"what!?! no! don't you know what knowshoned means dummy?? You just totally knowshoned that story, ugh"

by fratstar from lagrange October 11, 2011

Knoose Muckle

The other type of Moose Knuckle

Yeah I accidently slipped it into her Knoose Muckle and she freaked

by Spamdamman January 30, 2023

lawd knows id smash

Something men say when a girl is so hot, even a priest would smash that ass.

From a meme of hulk in christian clothes, hand over heart, saying the phrase.

sees a hot girl

Mark: Dude....

Joe: I know man, I see it.

Mark: Lawd knows Id smash

by Somebody once told me... June 14, 2018

Love knows no bounds

A saying someone may say if they're wondering if cheating on a significant other counts IF the other woman is of a spiritual/ghostly origin.

'I was driven to madness by her beautiful glow inside the elevator; sorry honey!'

'....she WAS the librarian ghost from ghostbusters...so...free pass?'

'Darling..my love knows no bounds...I support all forms of life..I do NOT discriminate so...should I be getting you flowers..or?'

by A Minnesotan January 1, 2019

knobscoffer

A person who likes to put a penis in his mouth....

That Winton bloke is a right Knobscoffer!!

by Anonymous July 19, 2003