Prison Kebab

When you take a dump into a newspaper and then wrap it with a view of throwing it at someone. It makes for one terrifying projectile.

Alex: This guy is taking so long to finish the task, I don’t know how to speed this up.
Tim: Say no more, I’ll pay his house a visit with a Prison Kebab.

by TimboSlice85 February 12, 2024

lazy kebab

A girl with very large flaps that dangle around

Man I swear she has a lazy kebab

by pisspenis March 28, 2024

Sultan Kebab

A Kebabshop in Seitenstetten Austria which makes the most heavenly Kebab.

I just ate a Kebab from Sultan Kebab and creamed it was so good

by Hoidiii9 February 10, 2025

Chocolate kebab

Placing a frozen poo filled condom into a vagina

She loves a chocolate kebab

by anonymous March 17, 2025

Creamy kebab

When a mormon gets a stink fart in there face

Ahh man in seminary some did a creamy kebab in my face and I liked it

by Evan Davis March 17, 2025

cherry kebab

a kebab with a cherry on top

"Bossman, can I have one cherry kebab?"

by Grentley March 21, 2026

Afghani Kebab

In a reverse facesitting when your mouth is blocked by vagina, your nose is blocked by anus and you can asphywank.

Dude she was savage. Feared the worst but managed to get the Afghani Kebab before I passed out.

by RobSiveter May 28, 2025