Johndering

the act of walking a long distance that could be, and should be, made by car

Damn, I’ve been Johndering for a while now, maybe I should see about getting my license

by pissingkiller June 10, 2023

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Johnner

John Egbert from the webcomic “Homestuck”.

“Awww little Johnner boy. Little John John Johnner loafer. John loaf. Feed him salami and get him alllll fat and Johnner. Johnnah.”

by Loaferboy July 15, 2023

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Johny is a cuck, he loves being next to other girls but never getting anything from them, he has never had sexual intercourse and he knows the feeling of not being loved by a girl. He is weak, mostly small and not too athletic, most gianlucas are good at League of Legends but bad at Destiny or FPS games. Gianlucas have always had a hard life and this will never change.

Bro someone just fucked the girlfriend of my homie
Wich homie?
Johny..
Well, what did you expect, hes a cuck.

by dictionary1919 July 24, 2023

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johnsexual

there. i said it. have it. eat it. kick it.
i am. through and through. all i need to survive is reciprocity. its nature's demand.

"he caught me being johnsexual so i punished him. ♡"

"hey. I got meself braces so that you wouldnt feel so bad about your teeth."

by Krkič July 28, 2023

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Johnkerrying

To attempt to discredit or undermine a political opponent's military experience or service, particularly by focusing on minor or contentious aspects of their service record. This term references the 2004 presidential campaign where criticisms were levied against John Kerry’s Purple Heart awards and military service.

During the campaign, JD Vance was criticized for Johnkerrying Tim Walz, focusing heavily on discrediting Walz’s military service rather than addressing specific policy issues.

by kylekulinskifan August 12, 2024

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