When you tie your girl to a ceiling fan naked, turn on the fan so she starts spinning. Afterwards you then strip down yourself placing your now exposed genitalia in the spinning girls trajectory, resulting in very small and quick rubbs on said genitalia.
It’s common courtesy of the male contestant to raise one leg as a sign of respect while the ordeal goes down.
It’s common courtesy of the male contestant to raise one leg as a sign of respect while the ordeal goes down.
I gave my girl a Dirty Johnsen last night, has to go to the ER right after for various reasons. But it was worth it!
I almost lost my dick while performing a Dirty Johnsen last night, calculated the trajectory wrong and almost got it severed.
My girl passed out last night during the Dirty Johnsen prolly cause of the constant spinning. Didn’t matter to me tho!
I almost lost my dick while performing a Dirty Johnsen last night, calculated the trajectory wrong and almost got it severed.
My girl passed out last night during the Dirty Johnsen prolly cause of the constant spinning. Didn’t matter to me tho!
by Rodney's Airbnb April 16, 2020
Get the Dirty Johnsen mug.To attempt to discredit or undermine a political opponent's military experience or service, particularly by focusing on minor or contentious aspects of their service record. This term references the 2004 presidential campaign where criticisms were levied against John Kerry’s Purple Heart awards and military service.
During the campaign, JD Vance tried to Johnkerry Tim Walz by focusing on undermining Walz’s military service instead of discussing specific policy matters.
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Bro I can’t go back to my dorm tonight or else I’m Getting Johnned.
Elise and Joey johnned me while I was asleep on the couch at Matthew’s party.
Elise and Joey johnned me while I was asleep on the couch at Matthew’s party.
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Get the pulled a johnie mug.Jupiter pack. The shit that got osama caught an oj off. The son of Sam named this shit in his first book an iron man lost his government contract for smoking it
“Yo bro let’s overdose tonight”
“Alright but first let’s smoke the rest of this OG Bobby Johnsen pack”
“Alright but first let’s smoke the rest of this OG Bobby Johnsen pack”
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Ingeborg Angelina Rodriguez Johnsen is a person everyone either wants to be with or wants to be.
She might get a lot of hate in her lifetime because of jealousy from others.
Ingeborg: Ingeborg is a scandinavian name.
Ingeborgs have a good taste in humor with som extra irony. Ingeborgs are athletic but cute, they don’t take things too seriosly but are very serious in class. They are therefor very fun to party with
Angelina: a super cute girl that is also super friendly. Every boy should have a crush on her and every girl should want to be friends with her. She may be very quiet, but she is very funny when you get to know her
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