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Dirty Johnsen

When you tie your girl to a ceiling fan naked, turn on the fan so she starts spinning. Afterwards you then strip down yourself placing your now exposed genitalia in the spinning girls trajectory, resulting in very small and quick rubbs on said genitalia.

It’s common courtesy of the male contestant to raise one leg as a sign of respect while the ordeal goes down.
I gave my girl a Dirty Johnsen last night, has to go to the ER right after for various reasons. But it was worth it!

I almost lost my dick while performing a Dirty Johnsen last night, calculated the trajectory wrong and almost got it severed.

My girl passed out last night during the Dirty Johnsen prolly cause of the constant spinning. Didn’t matter to me tho!
by Rodney's Airbnb April 16, 2020
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to Johnkerry

To attempt to discredit or undermine a political opponent's military experience or service, particularly by focusing on minor or contentious aspects of their service record. This term references the 2004 presidential campaign where criticisms were levied against John Kerry’s Purple Heart awards and military service.
During the campaign, JD Vance tried to Johnkerry Tim Walz by focusing on undermining Walz’s military service instead of discussing specific policy matters.
by kylekulinskifan August 12, 2024
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Getting Johnned

Having sex or performing sexual acts with someone while somebody else is asleep either next to them or in the same room as them.
Bro I can’t go back to my dorm tonight or else I’m Getting Johnned.

Elise and Joey johnned me while I was asleep on the couch at Matthew’s party.
by Johnner5000 March 18, 2025
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pulled a johnie

when someone says something will happen and the opposite immediately happens
can't believe PSG got knocked out cause he pulled a johnie
by AndreaTheApe April 13, 2021
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Og Bobby Johnsen

Jupiter pack. The shit that got osama caught an oj off. The son of Sam named this shit in his first book an iron man lost his government contract for smoking it
“Yo bro let’s overdose tonight”
“Alright but first let’s smoke the rest of this OG Bobby Johnsen pack”
by Bombomax November 25, 2024
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Ingeborg Angelina Rodriguez Johnsen

The definition og Ingeborg Angelina Rodriguez Johnsen is the most beautiful, sexy, smart, wise, compassionate

,caring, loving and loyal female to ever exist!

Ingeborg Angelina Rodriguez Johnsen is a person everyone either wants to be with or wants to be.

She might get a lot of hate in her lifetime because of jealousy from others.

Ingeborg: Ingeborg is a scandinavian name.
Ingeborgs have a good taste in humor with som extra irony. Ingeborgs are athletic but cute, they don’t take things too seriosly but are very serious in class. They are therefor very fun to party with

Angelina: a super cute girl that is also super friendly. Every boy should have a crush on her and every girl should want to be friends with her. She may be very quiet, but she is very funny when you get to know her
oh look she got that Ingeborg Angelina Rodriguez Johnsen vibe!
by iloveiarj4eva May 6, 2024
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