Douchey Johnfeed

John Hollenbeck in ANYWAYS , SHAPE , FORM, OR FASHION

yeah he exists

MMMMMM God i look so sexy today!!!!

man, i love these fossil sunglasses

"Dude herbert, why are you being such a douchey johnfeed today?"

by BILLUP PHONES November 29, 2010

Dirty Johnelle

When your really horny, but your partner is asleep. You sack him in The balls and squeeze his pecker till the tip turns red.

I was fast asleep lastnight till I got dirty johnelle . And the tip of my pecker turned red!

by Tberk4work May 21, 2019

Bames Johnned

Da great stand-up comedian who is so "suave 'n' skillful" dat his audiences often almost thinks he's actually a top-secret spy; they are all unaware dat a lot of da witty ideas for his clever jokes come from his faithful secretary, Miss Punnymany.

"Good evening, everyone. My name is Johnned --- Bames Johnned. A funny thing happened on my way to the show tonight..."

by QuacksO February 25, 2020

Dirty Johnsen

When you tie your girl to a ceiling fan naked, turn on the fan so she starts spinning. Afterwards you then strip down yourself placing your now exposed genitalia in the spinning girls trajectory, resulting in very small and quick rubbs on said genitalia.

It’s common courtesy of the male contestant to raise one leg as a sign of respect while the ordeal goes down.

I gave my girl a Dirty Johnsen last night, has to go to the ER right after for various reasons. But it was worth it!

I almost lost my dick while performing a Dirty Johnsen last night, calculated the trajectory wrong and almost got it severed.

My girl passed out last night during the Dirty Johnsen prolly cause of the constant spinning. Didn’t matter to me tho!

by Rodney's Airbnb April 16, 2020

Getting Johnned

Having sex or performing sexual acts with someone while somebody else is asleep either next to them or in the same room as them.

Bro I can’t go back to my dorm tonight or else I’m Getting Johnned.

Elise and Joey johnned me while I was asleep on the couch at Matthew’s party.

by Johnner5000 March 18, 2025

pulled a johnie

when someone says something will happen and the opposite immediately happens

can't believe PSG got knocked out cause he pulled a johnie

by AndreaTheApe April 13, 2021

Og Bobby Johnsen

Jupiter pack. The shit that got osama caught an oj off. The son of Sam named this shit in his first book an iron man lost his government contract for smoking it

“Yo bro let’s overdose tonight”
“Alright but first let’s smoke the rest of this OG Bobby Johnsen pack”

by Bombomax November 25, 2024