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Its Woodstock

The greatest concert and spiritual acid journey ever. In which, two women gave birth, millions conceived, and one death was recorded. Used in an excuse or phrase for doing something unexplainable by referencing the event called Woodstock and can be used in the combination with "because" and "doesn't matter"
ex. 1
Bro: You getten' erect in the locker room

Other guy: Doesn't matter man its Woodstock.

ex. 2
Little Brother: why are you on the roof

Big Bro: Because it woodstock! (jumps to shallow end in pool while on acid)

ex. 3
Bum: (playing guitar) Give me change!

You: why?!

Bum: because its Woodstock!

You: its 2011!

Bum: Doesnt matter man its Woodstock!

*Can be used on any question*
mugGet the Its Woodstockmug.

Zap-Its

A strange yellow paper given to students when they don't pass in their homework. NOTE: -zap its will not actually zap students-
Oh shit, I forgot to do my spanish, not i'm going to get a zap-its!
by mattchewPB December 5, 2010
mugGet the Zap-Itsmug.

ITS NOT A MISTAKE✨ITS A MASTERPIECE✨

Usually JellyBean fans with the JellyBean Minecraft pfp who spam the word on top of this description
Sometimes They get Bullied by People who Despise The word
JellyBean Fans: ITS NOT A MISTAKE✨ITS A MASTERPIECE
commenter: fatherless figure
by YourNotSoDailyBoy February 25, 2022
mugGet the ITS NOT A MISTAKE✨ITS A MASTERPIECE✨mug.

aah-ite

so what i did was take this element from this movie ahh-ite... then added this element fromt this movie ahh-ite?
by Wraith108 January 11, 2005
mugGet the aah-itemug.

Tizz ite

"Man That Concert was Tizz ite"
by MethylAcid August 21, 2008
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its whatever

Usually when you're talking to a girl and you do something wrong or something is wrong with her and she gets mad but acts like she dont care
A: haha u cute
b:k
A:did i do sum?
b:its nun
A: um r u sure
B: its whatever jus i gtg
by imagirlnibber April 26, 2019
mugGet the its whatevermug.

aah-ite

A term mostly used by Redneck southerners and ignorent people...its a shame really
bob:Geet yet?
billy:Naw jew
Bob:Naw yauntoo
Billy: AAH-ITE
by KAY May 5, 2005
mugGet the aah-itemug.

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