iPhone

A fancy looking brick.

I bought a $600 paperweight today. Some people like to call it an iPhone.

by rtil August 6, 2008

Iphone

something that always gets stolen.

yesterday i brought my iphone to school and someone stole it.

by iammothernature August 14, 2009

iphone 1

Why do you still have one?

Woah does Jimmy still have an iPhone 1 that shits from like the 90s

by Harrydehobnob May 27, 2021

iPhone 7

The first iPhone to ditch the headphone jack. Also known by its nickname 'Satan'.

Lloyd: I miss old Apple, back when they made quality devices like the iphone 7.
Me: You mean Satan? The first iPhone without the headphone jack? Are you high bro?

Lloyd: Idk man, I'm not familiar with any iPhone older than the 7
Me: *Sigh*

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 31, 2021

iPhone

A piece of hardware that's supposed to have the ability to do everything.

You can use your iPhone to cook food.

If you scroll down a little bit more,you'll find the 'grant immortality' option.

by kosaya July 5, 2008

iPhoney

an Apple iPhone, which is really an internet access device but is NOT a phone because - thanks to AT&T - it can't perform its basic telephony functions ....

It's not really a phone because it doesn't perform its phone function so you have to call it an iPhoney

by SVGuy March 19, 2010

iphone

Probably the most retarded thing a person can buy, seriously, 600$ for an IPOD PHONE. Wow, a basic 100$ phone can play mp3's now, for a bit extra, you can also buy on that has a decent camera, and browse through the internet. This is what all the rich kids want for Christmas. Why waste 600$ on a over rated piece of sh*t phone, when you can buy something better with that money?

IPhone's are overrated.

by Xyoxvietsterx June 26, 2007