purple helmet warrior

Slang word for the penis

Jimmy likes to slap his purple helmet warrior

by darryl February 5, 2003

helmetosis

1. Bad breath caused by over indulgence in the act of fellatio.

2. The stench of cock on a sluts breath.

Julie was up all night going down on the entire soccer team. She woke up in the morning with a chronic case of helmetosis

by Paddy Mac November 8, 2006

Vaders Helmet

Used to describe the head of a mans erect penis as it looks like Darth Vaders helmet.

Tim had just gotten vaders helmet in Melissa's ass when she started screaming "get it out!, get it out!"

by Tim Thiede April 6, 2007

Hockey Helmet Special

The name given to someone who needs to wear a hockey helmet, as to not get injured from their stupidness, clumsiness, and/or overall challenged ways.

Courtney: My mom says I am special
Mike: We all Know your very special, Hockey Helmet Special!

by Mike Snoddon January 13, 2008

Viking Helmet

A piercing through the penis head consisting of a half ring with pointed ends, thus resembling the helmet of an (operatic) Viking.

Guy A: "Dude, check out my Viking Helmet"

Guy B: "What? Aww man, I didn't wanna see your junk...but that is pretty awesome."

by s7ryph November 24, 2010

Helmwang

When the penis is in the semi-hard form, looking remarkably like a large conker on the end of a piece of string, and whilst walking or running the bell end swings and bounces between the thighs, particularly common for men who wear boxer shorts.
Noun - Helmwang
Verb - Helmwanging

I was running away from the library, having been caught quumfing, and i had a nasty case of helmwang which left me breathless!

by Carlos45 July 18, 2009

Helmet Warrior

A slang for a circumsized male, referring to the shape of the exposed glans being compared to a helmet.

Aaron Shaw's boyfriend told me that he found out last night he's a helmet warrior.

by TheMissins11inches August 5, 2011