Hamboner

When you hambone, on your boner.

Man: "Yo, I heard that if you hambone on your boner, you get really hard!"
Other Man: "Yeah dude, it's called giving yourself a hamboner."

by Cyrus9201 December 2, 2013

hamburger fog

A state of induced lethargy and complacency brought on by the mass consumption of hamburgers.

"Hey, we're going out to meet some people, you want to come with?"

"I'd love to dude but I'm mired in a hamburger fog."

by narcloft February 2, 2014

hambox

A slang word for vagina

Michelle was itching her hambox before.

by Hambox527 November 8, 2014

Hambrose

a cute couple

have you seen hambrose? yeah they're so cute

by nhxoxo October 9, 2016

Hamburglar

When you buy McDonald's, break into someone's house, eat it and leave your garbage behind.

Oh no! My house is a mess! The Hamburglar struck again!

by black as truck December 1, 2016

Hamburger Hand

When you wipe your ass, and you pull your hand out and there's brown on it.

Brett: Owen?
Owen: What Brett
Brett: Can you finish wiping my ass? I got Hamburger Hand

by Lils6m May 5, 2018

HamburgerMan

A 2 dollar mobile game streamer who owns a hamburger fur suit. My wife is being held hostage please help this is not a joke. Hamburgerman will ban you if you say the word "Hamburger Helper". The word is most commonly used if you're mentally unstable. Jizzes over concaved memories.

my wife H A M B U R G E R M A N hamburgerman

by Epicironykid November 1, 2019