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Grand Slam Blow Job

When a female rotates in a counter-clockwise motion around a group of four guys and gives them head in a way resembling someone circling the bases after a home run.
"Yo Man, me and my 3 buddies just got the ill grand slam blow job last night from this chick last night; she really circled the bases with authority."

Grand Slam Blow Job by G-Schwartz October 2, 2007

Grand Central 

An anomaly to me. It doesn't make sense. It is the largest train station in the world. It's one of the most gorgeous pieces of architect work and artwork in American history. It is a piece of art to walk through there. Yet it is only served by Metro-North Commuter Rail Road, the second largest commuter railroad in the nation. The first, Long Island Railroad, and not far behind New Jersey Transit, AND Amtrak ALL THREE operate out of Penn Station, a tiny basement under Madison Square Garden. Half of the tracks at Grand Central are empty. Why Amtrak was taken out of Grand Central is beyond me. The only reason Long Island Railroad and NJT aren't in there is because all tracks point north.
Grand Central has Metro-North Commuter Railroad, Subways (4)(5)(6)(7)(S), and lots and lots of shopping and food courts.
Grand Central by Jon June 18, 2004

Grand Theft Anus 

The capture of another creature's anus, usually contained and held for ransom.
Dude that guy just got convicted of Grand Theft Anus

Grand Prix Week 

The week of drunkenness filled with parties all day and night at Purdue University leading up to the Grand Prix.
“I really should go to classes but screw it it’s Grand Prix week”
*proceeds go get slammed at 10am*
Grand Prix Week by Tayinboots April 8, 2019

grand triangle 

A sexual position involving three people, preferably one male and two females. The male lies down while one of the cunts rides his cock and the other buries her vag in the guy's mouth. While doing this, the two cunts face each other and make out, thereby causing a grand triangle.
Derek: Did you hear Eric and those two sluts from Downtown Brew did a grand triangle last night?
Jamie: What's that?
Derek: It's comparable in awesomeness to that time me and him a-teamed you
grand triangle by My nigga bovice! January 3, 2008

Grand theft auto 4 

One of the best games around, even though when you finish the game it becomes a lonliness simulator, especially if you get the ending where your cousin Roman dies.
Derp: what do you think of Grand theft auto 4 ?
Herp: meh, i get more phone calls in this than in real life