going number one and number two

number one: pee, urinate
number two: poop

Mother was called to assist her small child in the bathroom when she was going number one and number two.

by Miriam Webster's January 11, 2009

the bosses cock isn't going to suck itself

In large corporations it is imperative to understand that the bosses cock isn't going to suck itself if your goal is to move up the ladder.

Excuse me, Derek? The bosses cock isn't going to suck itself.

by milfhunter37 March 31, 2003

going to get cigarettes

When someone says this, it usually means they've bailed on you.

Popularized in the sitcom Married with Children, when Peggy's relatives from Wanker County went to "get cigarattes" and left Seven behind, for good.

Inbred redneck couple: "We're going to get cigarettes."
Al: "Shit!"

by DirkD January 24, 2007

Going gorillas

To go absolutely and uncontrollably crazy both mentally and physically, akin to a gorilla fight. The outbreak usually ends within minutes but results in massive amounts of property damage. May also refer to:
1. The mating practices of gorillas during mating season, where competition leads to fierce, testosterone-fueled fights over dominance of the region.
2. The establishment of territory by the use of excrement.

Not to be confused with going ape shit, which refers more to the psychological attributes of the act rather than the physical intimidation.

My roommate is going gorillas flipping beds and intimidating guests.

by Silverback112 December 9, 2014

Going to the toilet

Code for the person you hate going to the school toilets and masturbating.

"Where's Jimmy?"

"He's going to the toilet."

"Oh, you mean to masturbate"

by SlavicLegs June 23, 2020

Going up

It's like going down on someone, except they're sitting on your face.

Going up on your girl is the best way to treat her for her birthday.

by The word for making up words January 19, 2019

Going to Frederick

Going to frederick is a way to talk about masturbating infront of people without them having any idea what you're talking about. It derived from a kid who could not hang out with the guys because he had "to go to frederick" In reallity he had nothing better to do than stay home and wack it, hence the phrase stuck.

What did you do last night?
There was nothin on tv so i just went to frederick
yea i'm going to frederick when i get home

by Mike and Mas May 17, 2006