Football helmet

The Football Helmet is a piece of protective equipment for players, originally intended to keep Tom Brady from kissing other players on the lips

Antonio was lucky, He caught that god awful pass and Brady tried to kiss him, luckily Brady had his Football helmet on.

by William Moates August 21, 2021

Heaven football forum

One of the best football forums around. Has many great forumers and lots of great banter.

On heaven football forum people will talk about football, off topic and humour.

by huddtown1996 October 27, 2009

NCAA Football 14

One of the best football (and sports) video games of all time. It was the last edition in the NCAA Football video game series and is honestly incredible with the true feel of College Football. Some Madden fanboys will never appreciate its glory, but for true football gamers, it's a true gem.

Danny- "Hey man, did you get the new Madden, it's incredible with its graphics."
Alex- "No, I didn't even bother wasting $60. I prefer gameplay and presentation, so I play NCAA Football 14, it's still a classic."
Danny- "Haha you're still playing a game from 2013. How lame!"

by Beerbongsandshit November 12, 2018

Australian Football League

Consisting of 18 clubs with at least 2 based in the major cities of Australia, the AFL is the premier competition of Australian Rules Football, the Best Game on the Planet. The AFL is the biggest sporting competition in Australia and the 4th most attended in the whole world, with crowds of at least 20 to 90k and sometimes even reaching 100k at a game. The AFL is the top dog of Australian sport and other sports such as NRL and soccer don’t come close to the popularity and awesomeness of the Great Australian Game.

Jasper: Hey Jason, wanna go to the Australian Football League game tonight?
Jason: Fuckin oath mate, no worries! I love going to the footy!

(At the Melbourne Cricket Ground with a crowd of 95,000 for a game between Carlton and Richmond)

Jasper: Go you Tiges!!🐯
Jason: We are the Navy Blueees🟦

Jasper: Doesn’t matter what team you follow, we follow the Best Game on the Planet
Jason: Fair dinkum!

by Crowsfan91 January 4, 2020

Manatee High School Football Team

Dogshit football team, home of the Manatee High school hurricanes.

Kev: Hey Jack, did you watch the Manatee High School Football Team game on Friday?

Jack: Yeah, they’re Dogshit. I’m pretty sure JV did better on Thursday.

by ManteeHigh September 22, 2021

Intra-continental ballistic football

A football that is launched from the arm of Brett Favre that travels from one continent to another.

Brett just threw an Intra-continental ballistic football from Green Bay to Afghanistan. Osama got hit in the junk.

by Ade Goudreau October 9, 2007

5 S's of football

the five things most football players do after practice. Usually done in this order. Shit, Shower, Shave, Shmashturbate, Shleep (sleep- said with accent to keep the SH pattern).

Dude, practice was so tough today I'm definitely doing the 5 S's of football tonight.

by Fredrick Soft September 2, 2010