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visiting the flower shop 

1. Losing your virginity.
2. Having sex with a virgin.
Kelly: I had sex with David last night.
Marie: Really, was he any good?
Kelly: It was really awkward. He told me afterward that he was a virgin.
Marie: So you were the first person to visit his flower shop, eh?

Mark: So, what are you doing tonight man?
Ronnie: I'm visiting the flower shop. Sarah's finally letting me in her pants.

Flowerpot 

A term of endearment native to Northern England - similar to love, dear, pet, etc. Mostly used by parents or grandparents for their children/grandchildren.
Hello, my flowerpot! How are you?
Flowerpot by Aslan_63 October 18, 2010

flower heart 

flower heart is "love" different people, but not necessarily to have relationship with different people.

Used mostly by Hong Kong girls.
She is too much of a "flower heart" to commit.
flower heart by Bonnie Wong May 13, 2005

flower pants 

pants so tight you can tight you can see her tulips
I felt like I was in a green house because that ladies flower pants were so tight I could see her tulips.
flower pants by daawood April 10, 2011

flower arranging 

arranging a woman's labia like the petals of a flower; adding the hand of Man to Nature's beauty
Lover 1: Was there, for you, any special moment last night?
Lover 2: Yes - my moment of flower arranging; seeing your cunt at its most beautiful, then kissing your flower like your lips in your face.
Lover 1: Wonderful for me too.
flower arranging by Hammerklavier August 19, 2013

Battle Flower 

The stretched out and inflamed anus of a freshly ass-fucked chic. If it could talk it would be yelling "FEED ME!"
"By the time we were done ass fucking, her Battle Flower was four inches wide and looked like a yawning bulldog that got into a jar of Mayo."
Battle Flower by Klott October 18, 2008