flat top

a hairstyle worn by psychobillies, short on the sides with the top styled upwards and trimmed so that it is flat, hence the name 'flat top'.

"cool,cool,cool flat top yeah" lyrics by horrorpops.

My boyfriend Gareth would love a flat top but his hair's too curly lol

by strawberrycherry November 2, 2008

Flat out like a lizard drinkin

Very busy, "flat out"

"Are you busy, Mike?"

"Busy! I'm flat out like a lizard drinkin!"

by Lizard Drinkin May 21, 2005

flat black

one of the sexiest colors around
in paint there is a few finishes of the colors, there is gloss, semi gloss, satin, and then there is flat. (there is more, i know there is, but those are the basic)
its a non reflective surface and there is almost no shine to it.

putting flat black paint on any car

by ben also called a 20 October 18, 2008

flat cocking

The act of two women (lesbian or not) sitting across from each other with their legs spread open and sideways, allowing for full contact of their vagina to one another. Once in contact, they begin rubbing/grinding themselves against the other's vagina. Not entirely unlike the act of using a two-headed dildo and coming all the way together, only this does not involve a dildo.

My dyke neighbors would probably spend a romantic evening flat cocking each other, since they were too poor to buy a dildo or strap-on.

I can't believe nobody has heard of the term "flat cocking"

by RDSTUD September 21, 2007

flat ass

Of or pertaining to geniune truth. That which is true on the basest level.

I flat ass couldn't afford a doctor.

by kcardk October 19, 2005

flat earther furries

A person that gains sexual pleasure from other people in animal suits and believe that the earth is flat.

I love how these furries believe they are yiffing fucking on an that's shaped like a disk. These strange creatures are refered to as flat earther furries

by emintz01 October 24, 2017

flat-track

1) A non-banked, oval track flush to the ground on which the sport of roller derby can be played.

2) A type of roller derby governed in present day by the WFTDA (Women's Flat
Track Derby Association), with specific rules pertaining to bouts played on a rink with no banked edges or "rise".

3) A particularly D.I.Y.-type of Roller Derby, in that it requires only a flat, smooth floor, tape to measure out a track, and rollergirls to kick some booty.

"Though the spandex leagues of the 1970s fought their way to victory on a banked track, many of the 21st century leagues like New York's Gotham Girls Roller Derby have embraced the cost-effective, nomadic appeal of flat-track derby."

by Ashlie Atkinson September 8, 2008