The purple clad MLS team that plays in a quaint little stadium in Orlando that has serious penis envy over Mercedes Benz stadium. Bless their hearts. #OrlandoisNotTheSouth
by PJ1000 July 29, 2017
Get the Mickey Mouse FC mug.The best FIFA online virtual Pro Club in the existence of the Fifa franchise. Contains two world class players, "tbacelic and YUMwasDATyoMOMA", that use counter attacks, as their main weapon of choice, to demolish any opposing Pro Clubs, such as the weak, soft, brittle, fuckery of a club called Swag Generals. So far no team has yet to discover the essence of "running the play" because they just aren't as clinical as Gunnerswag FC. Both virtual pro's share unreal characteristics, such as 98 speed, and 96 ball control.
Always seen winning, sniparooneying, finessarooneying.
Guy 1: I play for a pro club, our name is so queer though, we are called Swag Generals, and I always hear some guy saying, "OHHH JC TAKE YOUR DEUCE!" or "STEVEN, WHAT ARE YA DOING?" in some queer southeast American accent.
Guy 2: I play for Gunnerswag FC..
Guy 1: Wow, i heard you guys are unreal, can i join?
Guy 2: No, your obviously shit and will fuck us over every game since you played for Swag Generals.
Guy 1: I play for a pro club, our name is so queer though, we are called Swag Generals, and I always hear some guy saying, "OHHH JC TAKE YOUR DEUCE!" or "STEVEN, WHAT ARE YA DOING?" in some queer southeast American accent.
Guy 2: I play for Gunnerswag FC..
Guy 1: Wow, i heard you guys are unreal, can i join?
Guy 2: No, your obviously shit and will fuck us over every game since you played for Swag Generals.
by gunnerbabezzz January 7, 2012
Get the Gunnerswag FC mug.A poor league 1 team who still see themselves as a big club just because of one pathetic season in the Premiership and cant accept that Oakwell will always be a shadow to the Galpharm.
Cant believe we've just swapped one poor Yorkshire club for an even worse one which hasn't even got any money to waste on goldfish.
by Stephen McPhail and Jacob Burns December 25, 2004
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Get the Liverpool fc mug.A football team from Armagh Northern Ireland. They were formed when two local team who regularly got thrashed by their local rivals Armagh Rovers joined forces as the players openly fancied each other. On their website they attract players by claiming that shower time after games is the ultimate funtime for their players.
Anto: Hey philly fancy some fun time in the showers?
Philly: Yuck, im no Red Star FC player, put that wee thing away!
Fash: Im up for it!
Jim: Me too!!!
Philly: Yuck, im no Red Star FC player, put that wee thing away!
Fash: Im up for it!
Jim: Me too!!!
by Red Star Bhoys October 27, 2009
Get the Red Star FC mug.By far the greatest team the world has ever seen. Led by Rob Smethurst, Robbie Savage and the great Danny Whitaker. On their way back to the football league 🔵⚪️
Phil: ‘did you see the Macclesfield FC game last night’
Nige: ‘Oh yeah mate it was class they thrashed Altrincham 10-0’
Nige: ‘Oh yeah mate it was class they thrashed Altrincham 10-0’
by Adam Johnson’s u16 November 25, 2021
Get the Macclesfield FC mug.A washed finished Spanish Daycare Centre for babies like Gavi and Pedri who can't win any trophies without bribing the referees. Notorious for farming Argentine midget Pessi before trading him to PissG. Most of their fans are malnourished children from third world countries who only wear old Pessi jerseys.
by realistpenduhater August 27, 2023
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