faced

adjective describing a person who is severely intoxicated. Can be used in place of shitfaced

Man, when we walked into that chic's house last night I was totally faced

by Hotknives September 11, 2003

facially defeated

Someone who gets hit by an ugly stick

"Look at that girl over there."
"Umm, dude, she is facially defeated."

by waronstring July 16, 2008

facedouche

One who, incessantly, unnecessarily posts on others' walls, comments on others' photos, and pokes other friends on the popular social networking website, Facebook.

"Daphne just wrote "urrr sooo hottt" on six different people's walls! What a facedouche!"

by eSKape February 21, 2009

two faced

when a person that you thought was your friend goes behind your back and talks about or tells other people what you have said about them!

my and my firend told john a lot of stuff about this girl and then he went behind our backs and told her every damn thing was said about her!JOHN is two faced.

by nfgril July 5, 2006

2 faced

someone who acts different to someone around different people

you see bradley robbins he a fucking 2 faced bitch

by baller12345 January 19, 2009

facial

facial- verb(v.), noun(n.)

1.a: v. - The act of unloading spunk upon a man or woman's face.
1.b: n. - A load of semen on a man or woman's face.

2.a: v. - Deep cleansing of the face by various means including; steam, exfoliation, extraction, creams, lotions, masks, peels, and massage.

1: Zach went to the Saigon Spa to give a facial for $20.00.

2: Jessica went to the Oasis Spa to get a facial and skin rejouvinating treatment.

by Zach Lanouette October 10, 2005

faced out

To be completely destroyed, most commonly associated with drug use.

"Hey man you want another tab?"
"No way, I'm already completely faced out"

by Dropp March 5, 2008