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malicious fecal distribution

Pooping in someone's yard to piss them off.

Also "MFD."
In July 2013, a news report on ABCnews.go.com said a Nob Hill, AZ woman was arrested for malicious fecal distribution after being caught by a security camera pooping in a neighbor's yard 4 times over the course of two weeks. The neighbors had been in a heated dispute for several months.
by JavaJaneOhio September 2, 2013
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Urine and Feces

Pennis Drager: All this gender confusion can only end up producing URINE AND FECES! I'm Dennis Prager from Prager Universe City. To help keep these videos free, follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and PornHub.
by bashfulwizardryinarcs December 18, 2021
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fecal matter

Shit that is normally dispersed from the rectum. Used by college professors and soccer moms trying to appear mature when discussing something like poopies.
And lo, Sir Edward did assume a sitting position whilst using the facilities, and a large burst of fecal matter didst disperse forth from his rectum, and there was much rejoicing.
by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog November 11, 2003
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fecker

Semi-derogatory, tinged with envy.
He's an awful fecker.
You're a lucky fecker.
by DaveG July 10, 2003
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Fec

Prank pulled by our physics teacher in Freshman year of high school.

The metric system unit of measurement.
1 Fec = 31557.8 seconds
1 Fec= 8.76 Hours
1 Fec = 0.365 days
The metric hour is deciFec (dF) = 0.1 Fecs
The metric minute is milliFec (mF) = 0.001 Fecs
The metric second is microFec (µF) = 0.000001 Fecs
The metric Week is DecaFec (DF) = 10F
The metric metric month is hectoFec (hF) 100F

The metric year is KiloFec (KF) = 1000 Fecs or 365.25 days.
The metric Century is MegaFec (MF) = 1000000 Fecs
The Fec systems eliminates the problem of Leap-years and also adopts a base 10 unit of time, like every other measurement. The system will be adopted in 50 years, after all old people who didn’t learn the Fec system in school die.
1) The Earth is 4.5 x 10^6 MF old, or 4.5 Terafecs.
2) My birthday is 2.764 hectoFecs away.
3) Me: What time is it?

My nigga: It’s 1.89 Fecs
by Dr. JAG October 28, 2018
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fecal synchrony

The observed phenomenon that the shit cycles of men who coexist together (such as in prisons, convents, bordellos, dormitories, etc.) will tend to become synchronized over time.
Guy 1: I gotta take a shit.
Guy 2: Whatever, dude - you know the boss is gonna follow you right in, right?
Guy 1: Yeah, fecal synchrony is a bitch.
by PositiveZero March 7, 2007
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fecal bukkake

It's like bukkake (a circle jerk aimed at the person in the center), but with runny shit.
You can never truly wash off a fecal bukkake.
by Sunil joshi March 8, 2007
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