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Wow your new friend is so Esteban! I can’t wait to go talk to him!
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Accomplishments include: killing hitler, single handedley created isis, can do a front flip on a trampoline
"I couldve stopped 9/11, but i just didn't feel like it at the time" -Esteban Ruiz BBC interview 2016
Accomplishments include: killing hitler, single handedley created isis, can do a front flip on a trampoline
"I couldve stopped 9/11, but i just didn't feel like it at the time" -Esteban Ruiz BBC interview 2016
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Get the esstemity mug.Living on the Eastern Shore of Maryland living life all while being a fully functional alcoholic. But hey we don't do drugs (weed is not a drug ).
Having some cocktails at night. Waking up going in and working hard. Repeat until the weekend where you continue to day drink.
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1) Nah man I am still Eastern Shore Sober. I only had 10 , tenies(10 oz bud lights found only in MD) so I am good to go for a country ride.
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That’s right Percy, I along with or around 180 million people have been watching you~ (well reading and watching you) we’ve read about and watched you, Annabeth, Grover, Tyson, Clarisse, Chiron, Frank, Hazel, Jason, Piper, Leo, Reyna, Nico, Will, Gabe (we hate him), Octavian (we also hate him), Sally (the only goddess we swear loyalty to + an absolute queen), Luke, we know the prophecies and your guys fate most of the time. There’s been countless books about you and your friends, two movies, and a show coming out.
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That’s right Percy, I along with or around 180 million people have been watching you~ (well reading and watching you) we’ve read about and watched you, Annabeth, Grover, Tyson, Clarisse, Chiron, Frank, Hazel, Jason, Piper, Leo, Reyna, Nico, Will, Gabe (we hate him), Octavian (we also hate him), Sally (the only goddess we swear loyalty to + an absolute queen), Luke, we know the prophecies and your guys fate most of the time. There’s been countless books about you and your friends, two movies, and a show coming out.
I bet you’re regretting wanting a definition now aren’t you?
Also probably doing the “remove the first and last letter of your name” trend
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