Epitard

One with a decidedly profound failure to grasp reality or with the inability to accomplish all but the most rudimentary functions of the human condition. See also, Mitt Romney.

"Have you seen this jackass Mitt Romney?"

"Yeah, now there's an epitard!"

Also:

"In recent years, we have witnessed the extreme epitardation of the upper white class."

by UpTheDownstair July 18, 2012

esited

It means to be Super Excited.

I am esited for this weekend.

by nenas1201 August 9, 2017

epsilon

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by reykime October 7, 2017

Epistory Interval

A calming mental state brought about by the momentary break between mental story engagements.

Eg. 1. Coming out of a movie theater in the day time. 2. Waking up from a nap watching the dust motes. 3. Finishing a good book or TV series.

While looking up at the stars I forgot about all of my worries and found myself caught in a pleasant epistory interval.

by Okra Juice October 24, 2017

epsilon

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Tom: There is a modder in this session. Don't join it!
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by Thijsie November 4, 2017

epistemophilic

related to being attracted to older men

he's an epistemophilic

by parida21 January 29, 2019

Epstein

Epsteins have a great sense of humor. Not all funny people are Epsteins, but all Epsteins are extremely funny.

Epstein is funny

by freddieforreal May 30, 2019