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BFF (economic disambiguation)

Butt fuck Friday. This is the day that the FDIC closes another bank, again causing the taxpayer to fund the mistakes of the greed ridden banking industry.
Holy shit, it's BFF (economic disambiguation). The Feds are gonna close Cor*s Bank today. I forgot yesterday was ROTBT (Run on the Bank Thursday).
by citizen SFLA August 4, 2009
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economics

-A social science discipline with a contemporaneous logical framework that's based completely on the assumption that scarcity is a problem intrinsic to society. The effect of which justifies greed as a virtue.

-An institutional requirement for dime-a-dozen business majors, usu. taught by middle-aged, overly opinionated, white males in need of serious cultural experiences.

-Taught by sports coaches in high school as the study of "common sense."
Teacher: "Economics studies how a society chooses to allocate its scarce resources among alternative uses."

Student: "What if the society's resources cease to be scarce?"

Teacher: "How is that even possible?"

Student: "The society's productivity meets or exceeds the point of what it needs to sustain itself."

Teacher: "But individual material DESIRES are infinite!"

Student: "Only in a society that breeds such nonsense."
by haaaaaze September 14, 2009
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EmoNazi

A German, in allegiance to Hitler, that does emo things.
"Whos the guy with the mowhawk and the razorblade...and the swastika?"
"Oh thats just an EmoNazi."
by Saranovic, Esquire April 3, 2006
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economics

Economics is about creating good outcomes for human beings.

Economics isn't meant to explain everything, but it is good for establishing parameters, distinguishing relationships, identifying issues, clarifying options and providing an analytical framework.
Economics can establish criteria by which governmental decisions can be made.
by Leelo Dallas Multipass December 18, 2005
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Economic Development

"I affirm that a government's obligation to protect the environment ought to take precedence over its obligation to promote economic development"
by Chris Davis March 25, 2004
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Drain on the Economy

Someone who draws a living off people without offering service or making a product. A bum.
After college, I spent 8 months on my parents' couch wondering if I was a drain on the economy
by cyberpunk42 February 9, 2005
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Econopocalypse

A slang word for the financial meltdown caused by the subprime mortgage crisis.
My 401k suffered because of the Econopocalypse.
by GandalfBagship March 19, 2009
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