Abbreviation for "Excessive Masturbation Back Alive"
Describing what happens after a long painful course of abstinence.
Describing what happens after a long painful course of abstinence.
"How've you been lately? You definitely look and sound jaded for some reason..."
"Well, yeah, EMBA, you know!"
"Executive Masters of Business Administration? That sounds totally not you!"
"No, Excessive Masturbation Back Alive. I thought I could actually wait long enough to have a wet dream when I decided to try abstinence, even deleting all my porn. It didn't work, and I just went on this spree of jacking off!"
"Well, yeah, EMBA, you know!"
"Executive Masters of Business Administration? That sounds totally not you!"
"No, Excessive Masturbation Back Alive. I thought I could actually wait long enough to have a wet dream when I decided to try abstinence, even deleting all my porn. It didn't work, and I just went on this spree of jacking off!"
by Miscellaneous Uncredited Crew May 19, 2007
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Dude 1: "Dude, did you see that 2001 CIA video finally released in 2010, where the CIA contributed to the death of innocent Americans, by suggesting the Peruvian Air Force intercept a small plane with American Missionaries inside?"
Dude 2: "Dude, that was the living definition of Criminal Embarrassment. I can't believe that a CIA liaison for a Spanish speaking country, in the War on Drugs, could only speak broken Spanish. The Peruvian liaison could speak better broken English."
Dude 1: Yeah, I'd say that was the most criminally embarrassing thing I've seen, if it weren't for the actual War on Drugs being 30 years of innocent lives ruined in foreign and domestic actions, when the USA can't even properly fund Honest Drug and Alcohol Education, and Effective Drug and Alcohol Treatment to stem the world's highest demand for Drugs.
Dude 2: You're right, the War on Drugs, as a whole, is the ultimate Criminal Embarrassment. When do you think the USA will learn that prohibition doesn't work?
Dude 1: I hope soon, because I'm tired of Trillions of Dollars of my tax dollars being used to fund a senseless war, when instead they could regulate AND bring in Billions of Dollars in tax revenue, and properly fund Drug and Alcohol Education and Treatment.
Dude 2: TOTALLY!
Dude 2: "Dude, that was the living definition of Criminal Embarrassment. I can't believe that a CIA liaison for a Spanish speaking country, in the War on Drugs, could only speak broken Spanish. The Peruvian liaison could speak better broken English."
Dude 1: Yeah, I'd say that was the most criminally embarrassing thing I've seen, if it weren't for the actual War on Drugs being 30 years of innocent lives ruined in foreign and domestic actions, when the USA can't even properly fund Honest Drug and Alcohol Education, and Effective Drug and Alcohol Treatment to stem the world's highest demand for Drugs.
Dude 2: You're right, the War on Drugs, as a whole, is the ultimate Criminal Embarrassment. When do you think the USA will learn that prohibition doesn't work?
Dude 1: I hope soon, because I'm tired of Trillions of Dollars of my tax dollars being used to fund a senseless war, when instead they could regulate AND bring in Billions of Dollars in tax revenue, and properly fund Drug and Alcohol Education and Treatment.
Dude 2: TOTALLY!
by DidITweetThat February 12, 2010
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Third hand embarrassment is when you realize that your past is cringy.
Person 1: *remembers that they used to make gacha vids and thought they were cool at the time*
Person 1: “EW, that’s cringy and embarrassing!”
Person 1: *remembers that they used to make gacha vids and thought they were cool at the time*
Person 1: “EW, that’s cringy and embarrassing!”
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This causes cancer. It can be found laced in marijuana and street drugs. Street drugs are not regulated, so we don’t know what’s going in them. A lot of times, poisons and cancer causing chemicals can be placed in them to decrease costs of production.
“I’m so stressed. I want to smoke.”
“No! Did you know embalming fluid is harmful? There are healthy and better alternatives to cope with stress, such as excercise, organic food, and hugging someone you love.” <3
“No! Did you know embalming fluid is harmful? There are healthy and better alternatives to cope with stress, such as excercise, organic food, and hugging someone you love.” <3
by Iloveyoualways December 13, 2018
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by oinehc January 19, 2008
Get the embarassed mug.One of the many mass media websites for entertainment while bored. Often blamed for stealing media from other websites by the idiots who don't realize that every website out their steals media, and also don't realize that most of the "stolen" things were submitted by the users, not Eric Brauman.
A convenient website with a collection of most of the internet's media all on one website making it easier to browse everything, rather than having to go between multiple sites.
A convenient website with a collection of most of the internet's media all on one website making it easier to browse everything, rather than having to go between multiple sites.
"I'm bored, might as well check FunnyJunk.com or EbaumsWorld."
"Most of the content that EBaumsWorld steals is from websites whom the author just found their media randomly on the internet as well. Stop crying, it doesn't affect you or anyone in any way you crybaby trolling pussies."
"Most of the content that EBaumsWorld steals is from websites whom the author just found their media randomly on the internet as well. Stop crying, it doesn't affect you or anyone in any way you crybaby trolling pussies."
by ERoy December 20, 2008
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