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duane

a dumb fucking cunt who takes forever to deliver your food
cass : you fucking duane
alicia : slow ass duane
by duanetta October 23, 2020
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Duality

The act of poking ones eyes out to heal their pain
I push mny fingers in my eyes, its the only way to stop the ache.
by citty catty cat May 5, 2005
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Dual Screen

Nintendo's new Handheld console featuring two 3 inch screens, one of which is touch sensative, is also backwards compatible for GBA/GB software
Guy1: Wanna play on my DS?
Guy2: OOO yeah go on then
by Arkz September 12, 2004
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Dualy ass

A dualy truck is really wide in the back therefore a dualy ass is one large gluteus maxiumus on any person of any race particularly women
Wow that bitch has got a major dualy ass
by Kizzzyle December 3, 2005
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Dualies

"You just got kicked in the dualies"
by TheStein May 30, 2009
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dual

A secret word discovered from the calendar of the Mayans. The Mayans were known as the indigenous people of southeastern Mexico. The true meaning of the word 'dual' is unknown but it is said that only the people who can use this secret terminology are the people who have said to have been an important figure in a previous life. if you ever come across a person speaking this secret language, you will have discovered a huge influential figure from our past, and the new life they live will lead them to similar opportunities in making history in todays world.
Dick: "What did you do today?"
John: "Not a lot really. Just had a quick dual."

OR

Dick: "Hey John can you please dual me?"
John: "Sure dude. I'll just go dual the dishes and I'll come back."
by fishlikepsycology June 21, 2011
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dual-flush toilet

A dual-flush toilet is a water-saving loo designed by eco-conscious Aussies. Unlike American toilets, which fill the bowl after flushing, Aussie loos have a cistern (tank) which fills instead. A half flush uses half the water in the cistern, a full flush uses all the water in the cistern. A half-flush is designed for number 1s, a full-flush for number 2s...or by those who use excessive amounts of loo paper. The capacity of cisterns has decreased over the years, in an attempt to decrease water usage in Aussie homes. Decades of drought (and in many cases, severe water restrictions for the past 5 years) have inspired (and forced) many Aussies to find ways of reducing the amount of water they use, and water-efficient dual-flush toilets are just one tactic employed.
American tourist in Australia for the first time: "What's wrong with the toilet? There's only a little bit of water in the bottom of the bowl."

Aussie: "The water is in the cistern."

American tourist in Australia for the first time: Blank stare equating to "what the heck is a cistern?"

Aussie: "The cistern is the tank at the top of the toilet."

American tourist in Australia for the first time: "Why is the water in there, not in the bowl?"

Aussie: "It's a dual-flush toilet. Press the little button for a half-flush (if you do number 1s), the big button for a full-flush (if you do number 2s)."

American tourist in Australia for the first time: "I don't get it."

Aussie: "We don't have water to waste on flushing crap into the sewage system, we'd rather have some left over for drinking, cooking, cleaning and bathing. Welcome to Australia."
by TrekBec February 4, 2010
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