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douchetee

damn, bill is such a douchetee
by hcier mit May 11, 2008
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douchetart

a sour-souled and unpleasant person who is generally impolite. A bitter asshole.
"Geez. Sam's being such a douchetart today."

"Amber, Sam IS a douchetart!"
by spankette August 20, 2008
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Douchetart

a hot guy you can tell is a Douchebag
"Wow, look at the yummy Douchetart over there! I think he's scoping me out..."
by MIss Roq September 1, 2009
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Douchisly

that dude over there walks around all douchisly
by chara nari shooting star November 27, 2009
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douchetastically

Speaking or acting in a manner befitting someone who is an unbelievable, pretentious douchebag.
Michael Bauer douchetastically wrote his restaurant review as if he was sitting atop a broomstick while he typed it.
by Webberator June 28, 2010
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douchetosh

someone who has ADD, and starts doing something stupid before he does something useful that you want him to
stop being such a douchetosh
by peard33 June 29, 2010
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douchetatude

A persons capability of being a douche.
"Hey man, I am glad you got to experience the full scope of Jacks douchetatude, now you can see why we hate him."

or

"His douchetatude is unprecedented!"

douche douchey douchebag
by Castlehassle November 29, 2010
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