douchetee

a douche with a goatee

damn, bill is such a douchetee

by hcier mit May 11, 2008

douchetart

a sour-souled and unpleasant person who is generally impolite. A bitter asshole.

"Geez. Sam's being such a douchetart today."

"Amber, Sam IS a douchetart!"

by spankette August 20, 2008

Douchetart

a hot guy you can tell is a Douchebag

"Wow, look at the yummy Douchetart over there! I think he's scoping me out..."

by MIss Roq September 1, 2009

Douchisly

to do something like a douche

that dude over there walks around all douchisly

by chara nari shooting star November 27, 2009

douchetastically

Speaking or acting in a manner befitting someone who is an unbelievable, pretentious douchebag.

Michael Bauer douchetastically wrote his restaurant review as if he was sitting atop a broomstick while he typed it.

by Webberator June 28, 2010

douchetosh

someone who has ADD, and starts doing something stupid before he does something useful that you want him to

stop being such a douchetosh

by peard33 June 29, 2010

douchetatude

A persons capability of being a douche.

"Hey man, I am glad you got to experience the full scope of Jacks douchetatude, now you can see why we hate him."

or

"His douchetatude is unprecedented!"

douche douchey douchebag

by Castlehassle November 29, 2010