With a smile that can melt diamonds and a body sculpted by the gods themselves.. Divon is blessed physically, mentally, and spiritually. But when you put all that together he can make Aphrodite herself weak with endless orgasms. Be careful though because his temper may be his Achilles heel.
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"Man, I'm so sick of my wife"
"Want me to set up an Italian divorce?"
"Just make sure it doesnt come back to me"
"Want me to set up an Italian divorce?"
"Just make sure it doesnt come back to me"
by RedHawkInferno August 23, 2011
Get the Italian divorce mug.1. one of the categories of plants characterized by organized vascular bundles and branched leaf veins
2. the gang rivals of the monocots
2. the gang rivals of the monocots
"Di-cots! represent. screw monocots with their frikkin unorganized vascular bundles."
"yo, monocot. don't be all up in my stomata."
"yo, monocot. don't be all up in my stomata."
by amoeba April 10, 2005
Get the dicot mug.1) The place where a husband and wife separates. The presiding judge will decide how assets are split.
2) The same place where husbands will proceed to be raped financially. A prenuptial agreement or assets saved in foreign countries may save him, but there are times it may not.
3) The same place where women likes to pretend that they get it as difficult as men in divorce court. This is despite news about women being destroyed in court happens about once every blue moon whereas the opposite (men) can fill a page or two a week.
4) The same place where everybody gets a chance to be in bed with your wife. The judge will be there, her lawyer, your lawyer, and just about any passerby.
2) The same place where husbands will proceed to be raped financially. A prenuptial agreement or assets saved in foreign countries may save him, but there are times it may not.
3) The same place where women likes to pretend that they get it as difficult as men in divorce court. This is despite news about women being destroyed in court happens about once every blue moon whereas the opposite (men) can fill a page or two a week.
4) The same place where everybody gets a chance to be in bed with your wife. The judge will be there, her lawyer, your lawyer, and just about any passerby.
1) Madeline and John separated in divorce court.
2) John's house/car/kids/etc was taken by his wife, but he managed to saved about $135,000 by saving in a Bahamas account. Unfortunately, child support and alimony quickly depleted this money.
3) Madeline told the press her life is more difficult than before. She currently lives in a middle class house with expensive electronics, nice services, and she doesn't even work that much. Her husband, on the other hand, is living in an apartment somewhere in downtown.
4) The judge, lawyers, and passerbys had a great time.
2) John's house/car/kids/etc was taken by his wife, but he managed to saved about $135,000 by saving in a Bahamas account. Unfortunately, child support and alimony quickly depleted this money.
3) Madeline told the press her life is more difficult than before. She currently lives in a middle class house with expensive electronics, nice services, and she doesn't even work that much. Her husband, on the other hand, is living in an apartment somewhere in downtown.
4) The judge, lawyers, and passerbys had a great time.
by BusinessMan December 28, 2005
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by Vladimir January 24, 2004
Get the divorce mug.That post-divorce phase where you're past all the bullshit of child support, new spouses, etc. and can stand your ex-spouse again.
I was surprised to see Bill actually talking to Susan in her driveway when he was picking the kids up for the weekend.
That's because Bill and Susan are divorried now.
That's because Bill and Susan are divorried now.
by Grant Rampus July 24, 2016
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