deez vaginas

i female version of deez nuts

"hey man i need help with question 3" said person 1
"its one hundred and... " said person 2
"well?" said person 1
"deez vaginas!" said person 2

by vagina in cock April 26, 2022

deez nuts

A really over-used old saying thats really just not funny anymore tbh

What are you eating?
"deez nuts!!!!!"

by Breezyy July 17, 2015

Captain Deez

When a man uses another man's baby batter (cum) and gargles with it making a "ARRRRRGH" sound, similar to a pirate.

When Mr. Deez ask the man what he would like him to do, he simply said "Captain Deez, please".

by Deez, Mr. Deez July 06, 2006

deez nuts

In the marching band circut, a vulgar but effective means to get a judge's attention. Just holler it and he'll probably look your way and go, "hmm, maybe I'll watch him." Either that, or do it when someone's about to fall to divert his attention.

(band playing....big attack) DA DA DA DA!
"Deez NUTS!"
"WTF?!"

by drumline January 10, 2006

deez nuts

1 testicals
2 a way of saying mine
3 a way of teaching someone a lesson

1 she kicked me in deez nuts
2 you aint the king of deez nuts
3 a b c deez nutz and if aint get it you gonna get got

by gimpalicious May 08, 2003

deez nuts

a joking way to get somone about deez nuts

me;dang they almost jumped me today
friend;who
me;deez nuts but i cracked them

by max loving September 10, 2004

deez nutz

another term for my ball sack, testicles. commonly used on the internet to taunt people, for example, after winning a hand on PokerStars.com. also good for getting a girl in the mood.

suck deez nutz bitch!

by Dmoney the God October 30, 2006