ur bro crow

Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian and ur granny tranny combined

Each time this is used to roast someone a bro becomes a crow

Bob: Cod > Bf
Alex: Stfu ur mom gay lol
Bob: Ur dad lesbian
Alex: Ur granny tranny
Bob: Ur Bro Crow
Alex: *Burns to ashes*

by gay6969lol March 14, 2018

The purple crow

The act of holding your penis tightly as to cut off circulation while your significant other stretch’s the testicular sack while making bird sounds

I lost my mind when she hit her knees and performed the purple crow.

by The purple master December 27, 2019

that guy crow

a good guy

that guy crow

by cocksuckerballsack69 January 26, 2022

the crow

this is the only movie that really had a hot lead character. eric draven with makeup rules and every guy shud look like him. i love him \\ m //

"victims....arent we all?" *STAB!*
"a whole jolly cluster of jolly pirae nicknames!"

by RED May 7, 2004

pull a sheryl crow

To use a small amount of toilet paper when wiping.

Damn it! I took a crap without realizing I was almost out of toilet paper and I had to pull a Sheryl Crow! My ass stank all day!

by Trent Keyes May 10, 2007

Dirty crow man

Drinking pernoid and vodka specifically black cherry flavour out of an old mans arse through a funnel whilst the crow watches and jacks off

Any body up for the dirty crow man??

by Crow squanchers March 27, 2021

the crow

my favorite movie of all time. erik draven and his fiance, shelly webster were murdered by a gang the night before halloween. however, eriks soul could not rest. a crow brought it back to earth and into erik so he can get revenge. its also flecked with humor. not to mention erik is hot. also, there is sarah. shelly and erik took care of her because she had a shitty mom. important things: erik is invincible, he cant die. erik changes sarahs mom to a decent woman. all the people who helped murder erik and shelly die. SPOILER ALERT erik does die at the end. he only lives for two days after he is brought back. NO MORE SPOILERS. erik is portrayed by the legendary brandon lee, who died in the making of the film. the last scenes of the movie was his stunt double, whos face was digitally changed to make it look like brandon. its not just a violent movie, its a emotional. there are parts where erik touches something that holds a memory and you see him and shelly in love. the ending makes me cry every time.

when the people we love are taken from us, the only way to keep them alive is never stop loving them. buildings burn, people die, but when love proves true, it never dies. -sarah

funboy(one of the murderers)(after finding out erik is invincible):jesus christ....
erik:jesus christ? stop me if youve heard this one. jesus christ walks into a hotel.
(funboy shoots him again) erik: ow. he gives the inkeeper three nails and asks.
funboy(after shooting erik again):dont you ever fucking die??
erik: can you put me up for the night? -erik draven and funboy
all in the crow

by grbyaebgajdrhu;aenrjb;uzehr5un July 24, 2010