computer genius

What your Grandpa calls you when you fix something by turning it off and on again.

Grandpa: How'd you fix my television?
Son: I just rebooted the router is all.
Grandpa: You're a computer genius! What would we do without you?
Son: I have no idea.

by guy354 September 17, 2016

Horny computer

When you open your Laptop or device and you encounter the porn that you forgot to delete the night before when you were jacking off. The terms also decried opening the computer and you see pornhub when it opens.

Stop it horny computer! Your gonna get me in trouble >:(

by Dentor February 16, 2020

intro to computers

An entry level collage class to becoming a computer tech. learn how to use the mouse, and Microsoft word. if your here, you dont need this class.

guy1: My grandpa cant use a mouse,

guy2: Hey, mabie he should take Intro to computers

by ph1rmw4r3 September 12, 2012

Toilet Computer

A Smartphone; i.e. iPhone, Android, or Blackberry cell phone.

Thank god for my Toilet Computer! I was able to post this Urbandictionary definition while taking a satisfying dump!

by TallestWaldo November 30, 2011

Computer Bladder

Needing to wiz, but to attached to the screen to pull your eyes away.

I need to wee, but this video hasn't finished yet, and my sister is screaming at me to get off and will surely steal my place! God forsake you computer bladder!

by KingSnotty July 11, 2011

Computer blocking

When you are working on the computer and get up for a minute, only to find someone else is using it and may have deleted all of your work. This happens a lot with teenagers. The person computer blocking you 65% of the time is using Facebook.

"Great, now I gotta stay up all night tonight and finish this essay because my mom was computer blocking me for 3 hours.

by RKOver24 October 24, 2011

Computer Slamming

A Sport that can be played by anyone who owns a Computer. Computer Slamming is similar to Pillow Fighting but with Old and/or Worthless Computers instead of Pillows. What you have to do is basically hit the faces of your class' bullies with it, or slam it really hard against the floor and leave it damaged as much as possible so that it doesn't have to be powered on or be touched by a human hand ever again.

Okay, class! Bring all your Worthless Computers with you to the patio. In today's class we're playing Computer Slamming!

by Python Coder February 6, 2023