Tap Crapper

Describes a person who is so paranoid that someone might hear them crapping, that they turn on the tap to drown out the sound of dookies hitting the toilet.

Larry: "where's Dave?"
Tom: "Oh, he's still in the bathroom. Got the tap on and everything, he's such a tap crapper."
Larry: "The man has issues.."

by MiZZ EEL June 20, 2008

Clapped

Word used in NYC for getting high or stoned
When you smoke too much weed

Marcus: I'm having dinner with my parents do you wanna come?
Darius: Nah man, I too fucking clapped for that shit
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Lizzy: 4/20 is next week I'm finna get hella clapped

by kushklub April 5, 2019

yom kippur clipper

A stereotypically jewish car, most commonly a big Caddy with Florida liscence plates.

Some old bluehair almost ran me down in her Yom Kippur Clipper.

by pontifex maximus January 26, 2005

Clappertrap

Bleats of wounded outrage in a tone of arrogant moral superiority from those who have trashed our civil liberties.

Named for James Clapper, head of NSA.

"The President says we weren't informed that our phone records were secretly being turned over to the FBI because we didn't need to know."

"What utter Clappertrap."

by al-in-chgo June 7, 2013

Cappernickel

Someone who is trash at fortnite.Or someone who constantly lies.

You're a cappernickel. Or Stop being a cappernickel

by PZ8 WizardSky_Yt March 21, 2019

Clapped Fish

Everyone has come across at least one catfish in their life time however some of us have had the unfortunate events of having to see a catfish so ugly that they needed to wash their eyes out with bleach!

These Catfish are so extreme that they have their own name Clapped Fish!!!

Boy 1: "Broooo you should of seen this girl I met from Tinder she was so ugly man!! Like her pictures were banging but she was a proper chav when I met her"

Boy 2: "She sounds like a proper clapped fish"

by Dizzi_Gilbert January 28, 2020

tub crapper

When a person gets too large for a conventional toilet bowl and has to crap in a bath tub.

I bet that fat dude is a tub crapper

by smollenkopf October 3, 2008