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Clapperclaw

An extremely sensual, albeit complicated sexual position. Those who master this are the official kings/queens of sex.

To perform the Clapperclaw, you must:

1. Begin in a basic scissor position, with each person facing upwards (this still works with men and women, a man just should penetrate his partner from this position.)

2. Slowly, each person arches their back at the same speed, lifting the scissor connection into the air

3. Lock your legs up to the knee and allow the calf to dangle.

4. The Clapperclaw has been performed.
Kevin: Yo dude, last night I totally clapperclawed a drunk chick I met

Chris: Wow man, I'm impressed.

Kevin: Yea, you should be. I then proceeded to perform the raging jot on her.

Chris: Unbelievable
Clapperclaw by kMurg November 22, 2010
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use foul language, verbally abuse
the woman clapperclawed the policeman who gave her a parking ticket
clapperclaw by Parasite Iva January 17, 2008

Clapperlacker 

To be a "clapperlacker" is to be an idiot or stupid. The term comes from when a bell does not have a clapper and it is deemed "dumb".
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Clapperlacker by Jrickard March 29, 2022
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'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
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Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
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Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
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