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Clapperclaw

An extremely sensual, albeit complicated sexual position. Those who master this are the official kings/queens of sex.

To perform the Clapperclaw, you must:

1. Begin in a basic scissor position, with each person facing upwards (this still works with men and women, a man just should penetrate his partner from this position.)

2. Slowly, each person arches their back at the same speed, lifting the scissor connection into the air

3. Lock your legs up to the knee and allow the calf to dangle.

4. The Clapperclaw has been performed.
Kevin: Yo dude, last night I totally clapperclawed a drunk chick I met

Chris: Wow man, I'm impressed.

Kevin: Yea, you should be. I then proceeded to perform the raging jot on her.

Chris: Unbelievable
Clapperclaw by kMurg November 22, 2010
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clapperclaw

use foul language, verbally abuse
the woman clapperclawed the policeman who gave her a parking ticket
clapperclaw by Parasite Iva January 17, 2008

Clapperlacker 

To be a "clapperlacker" is to be an idiot or stupid. The term comes from when a bell does not have a clapper and it is deemed "dumb".
Will is such a clapperlacker for slapping Chris.
Clapperlacker by Jrickard March 29, 2022
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A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
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I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
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