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Pointe-Claire

Pointe-Claire is a town located on the West Island of Montreal, in Canada, it has a population of 31000 and a recent survey shows that 24500 out of 31000 have admitted to having some sort of fetish for the premier of Quebec Francois Legault, and another 5500 have admitted to having wet dreams about a Canadian Prime Minister candidate in the 2021 elections, with 800 for Justin Trudeau, 1250 for Erin O'Toole, 400 for Jag meet Singh, 3000 for Maxime Bernier, and 50 for others. The main language is French, due to the 101th law stating that all must speak French. Another study shows that 1 out of 31000 has admitted to being a vegan activist.
Pointe-Claire was the host city of the West Island jackoff festival in 1974, 1983, 1992, 1999, 2003, 2006, 2009, 2012 and 2021. In 1974, only 300 people participated to the festival, but in 2021, over 40000 people participated, showing that Pointe Claire is a very popular location for the festival, due to the advantage of many hornists present there.
by SEEL_dev October 3, 2021
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Ella Claire

Ella Claire is a talented person overall. She usually has blonde or brunette hair and brown or hazel eyes. She is sometimes insecure but very rarely. She is an amazing athlete and is good at almost every sport. She can be a tomboy, but can still get some of the hottest guys. The first time you meet her she can be shy, but once you meet her, she is the life of the party. She is very respectful and her empathy is more like a curse to her. She always has the fittest body and loves to make fun of her crushes. She also has a great personality. If you find an Ella Claire, never let her go.
Guy 1: Wait, isn't that Ella Claire?
Guy 2: Yeah, she lead the Volleyball team to another win.
Guy 3: And she is beautiful!
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Reverse-Nut Clarity

Reverse-Nut Clarity set in and I starting looking at Etsy wedding rings
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Post Pandemic Clarity

When the news tells you the pandemic is over and states start to remove all mandates and restrictions and you realize that the crazy guy on the corner telling you about vaccine passports, mandates, and boosters 6 months before they actually happened, was right the whole time.

Similar to Post Nut Clarity, Post Pandemic Clarity makes you feel like you just nutted and you look at your reflection in your phone and think about how gross and wrong you are. It is the feeling you get when you can think logically again, like you are snapped out of a trance.
Johnny Boy: Hey man, I just wanted to apologize to you. I had Post Pandemic Clarity after reading the CDC is relaxing mask mandates across the board and states and companies are starting to drop COVID restrictions. It turns out you were right about most of what went down during the pandemic.

Palo: It's okay Johnny Boy. We all make mistakes and better yet, we can learn from them. The next time there is a huge event, take a step back, think logically, don't take everything the media says as truth, and question everything.
by ShreddShredderton March 1, 2022
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Post Snyder Clarity

That weird ass feeling of helplessness/existential crisis you get struck with after watching a Zack Snyder or Snyder-like film.
Man, I just watched the Snyder Cut and it fucking gave Post Snyder Clarity!
by TheGatorAndTheCat May 6, 2022
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Claire

Claire is a girl who is gorgeous, however it takes a while for people to notice her beauty. She is outgoing, athletic, well rounded. She is not the girl to go around sleeping with guys. She is not a whore however still get guys. Guys love Claires! Claire is usually someone who is an amazing friend. Someone who is always there for you even if she hates your guts. She is very social and is never shy. She loves music, country usually relaxes her. Claires have many talents... singing, guitar, and almost any sport you can think of. Claires are not usually short but a really good height with long beautiful legs and quite skinny. People call her anorexic but it is just her body type. The Claire I'm explaining seems perfect doesn't she? Like every girl she has her insecurities and no matter how confident she seems to be, you never know what she is feeling inside. Claires are so loving, caring, great kissers, beautiful and an amazing friend. She has an amazing family that people are jealous of.

How do I know?
Claire is my best girl friend.
Wow, Claire is beautiful and perfect
by andrew_dot May 11, 2013
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Santa Clarita

A city in California. South of Fraisure Park and north of the Sanfernando Valley. It is filled with upper middle class families who live in their little cookie cutter boxes. There are 5 main areas of Santa Clarita: Valencia, Saugus, Newhall, Canyon Country, and Stevenson's Ranch. It is a major center for many people in the show biz like Jamie Lynn Spears, Taylor Lautner, Sasha Petirse, and Madison Davenport. It is also filled with annoying teenage girls that have enough money to be well off, but act as though they are rich socialites. It is also the hometown of the Six Flags theme park Magic Mountain, California Institute of the Arts, College of the Canyons, and William S. Hart park. Residential areas vary from suburban neighborhoods to urban city life to rural ranch property.

The Valencia Town center is the local mall that has only a limited ammount of fascinaating store, making it's self rather average. There are two movie theaters, one in the Towncenter, the other in Canyon Country. It is the home of the Canyon Theater Guild, now the Santa Clarita Reigonal Theater. Other entertainment options include two bowling alleys, a Mountasia Fun Center, and a Scooter's Jungle.

All around a good place once you get past the snotty brats,a the wannabe gangsters, and potheads.
Santa Clarita, AWESOME TOWN! Where our gangs, don't even look thretening.
by Guidothespartoyouall December 8, 2010
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