by metapsyche June 7, 2016
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~Church Rules~
You have to have a cat to be a member of this church.
For communion there's eggnog and Christmas cookies.
The Twilight books (by Stephenie Meyer)are the Holy Books.
You will be burnt at the stake if you own a
dog or anything besides cats.
You MUST own a Dane Cook shirt.
~Church Rules~
You have to have a cat to be a member of this church.
For communion there's eggnog and Christmas cookies.
The Twilight books (by Stephenie Meyer)are the Holy Books.
You will be burnt at the stake if you own a
dog or anything besides cats.
You MUST own a Dane Cook shirt.
Sarah: Do you own a dog?
Random person: Yea, why?
Sarah: It's going to hell along with the birds and the scorpions.
Random person: Umm...OKAY
Sarah: Merry Christmas from The United Holy Church of Santa!!!! *twitch twitch*
Random persom: What the @%^# *walks away wondering if she has tourettes or something*
Random person: Yea, why?
Sarah: It's going to hell along with the birds and the scorpions.
Random person: Umm...OKAY
Sarah: Merry Christmas from The United Holy Church of Santa!!!! *twitch twitch*
Random persom: What the @%^# *walks away wondering if she has tourettes or something*
by Sarah and Morgan December 20, 2008
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A Church founded in 1830 by Joseph Smith, Jr., and often nicknamed "The Mormon Church". The Church is headquartered in Salt Lake City, Utah, yet has followers worldwide.
Members follow the teaching of Joseph Smith, and believe in modern day Prophets and revelation. They believe in the Holy Bible and also in The Book of Mormon. The Church's Missionaries are one of it's most recognized traits, along with it's large temples topped with a golden angel. The Church is considered Christian by many as the members have a strong belief in Jesus Christ.
Members follow the teaching of Joseph Smith, and believe in modern day Prophets and revelation. They believe in the Holy Bible and also in The Book of Mormon. The Church's Missionaries are one of it's most recognized traits, along with it's large temples topped with a golden angel. The Church is considered Christian by many as the members have a strong belief in Jesus Christ.
by jakelow November 14, 2009
Get the The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints mug.Conrad Birdie: "You got a church key, man?"
Mr. McAfee: "We've got a church, but it's open."
Conrad Birdie: "A can opener, man! Man, you're from nowhere like."
Mr. McAfee: "We've got a church, but it's open."
Conrad Birdie: "A can opener, man! Man, you're from nowhere like."
by Christin June 17, 2004
Get the church key mug.City located 7 miles from DC, seconds from I 495, I 66, and the Dulles Toll Road. One of the richest counties in the United States. Falls Church has everything you need in it 5 minutes at the most from your house. Falls Church aka the FC.
kid from Falls Church: hey where you from i havent seen you around here?
kid from Alexandria: Im from Alexandria, i go to TC
kid from Falls Church: yo get the fuck outta here
kid from Alex.: no way man
(gets punhced in the face)
kid from Falls Church: Welcome to the FC, bitch!
kid from Alexandria: Im from Alexandria, i go to TC
kid from Falls Church: yo get the fuck outta here
kid from Alex.: no way man
(gets punhced in the face)
kid from Falls Church: Welcome to the FC, bitch!
by vaisforlovers May 16, 2006
Get the Falls Church mug.fucking idiots. they are completely ignorant and i wish they had never been born. props to the girl who escaped that freaking cult because she saw sense unlike the rest of them who just let themselves be brainwashed and then they brainwash their kids in turn. they misinterpret the bible to be about hate and misrepresent christians to the world. christian terrorists.
If the douches from the Westboro Baptist Church are going to heaven I think I would rather be in hell!
by wefwqergfd November 13, 2011
Get the Westboro Baptist Church mug.A groups of narrow minded, right winged Fundie Catholics and Protestants who hang aroung trolling their whole gospel of legalism, dumb rules, and hate towards those who believe differently. Their creed goes as such
1. The belief in everlasting hell of conscious torment for those who dont believe or behave exactly as they are told to is the most important doctrine.
2. It is justified to degrade another under the excuse of just trying to save them.
3. Your holy duty is to thumbs down anything supporting Universalism, annihilation, reincarnation, or a non-dogmatic system of theology.
4. It is a major sin to say anything about the church of Yahoo's behavior
5. Anyone who disagrees with them is in fact persecuting them.
6. You have the business to evangelize in categories people ask questions in, despite the fact they are trying to get away from you, but despite the problems, continue.
7. Be always ready to cover up any evil things you do, for you were doing good.
1. The belief in everlasting hell of conscious torment for those who dont believe or behave exactly as they are told to is the most important doctrine.
2. It is justified to degrade another under the excuse of just trying to save them.
3. Your holy duty is to thumbs down anything supporting Universalism, annihilation, reincarnation, or a non-dogmatic system of theology.
4. It is a major sin to say anything about the church of Yahoo's behavior
5. Anyone who disagrees with them is in fact persecuting them.
6. You have the business to evangelize in categories people ask questions in, despite the fact they are trying to get away from you, but despite the problems, continue.
7. Be always ready to cover up any evil things you do, for you were doing good.
United Church of Yahoo Answers
Question: What is Buddhism?
UCYA answer: A path leading to everlasting hell.
Such examples include the leading cult members are CJ/Chris/David, No Chance without Jesus, Daver, Lynn, Dear Dogma and Gods Servant.
UCYA David/CJ/Chris-"blah blah blah is a cult leading to eternal hell".
Question: What is Buddhism?
UCYA answer: A path leading to everlasting hell.
Such examples include the leading cult members are CJ/Chris/David, No Chance without Jesus, Daver, Lynn, Dear Dogma and Gods Servant.
UCYA David/CJ/Chris-"blah blah blah is a cult leading to eternal hell".
by mrburns43 May 2, 2010
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