Loose change 

Any amount of coins including pennies, nickels, dimes, and quarters that you find on the sidewalk, the floor, and around benches and vending areas. When enough is collected, one can bring in a considerable revenue from these coins. These small fortunes usually range from $20-$35 in cash once taken to a bank or a CoinStar.

Once, I made $1.33 on loose change in just one day.

Loose change by The Kentucky Yankee December 28, 2005

No change there 

A witty response to a comment somebody else made, commonly used to insult a person.
Works in a similar way to that's what she said.

Boy 1: "Dude, this zit on my face makes me look really ugly"
Boy 2: "No change there"


Girl 1: "That dress Mary is wearing makes her look sooooo fat"
Girl 2: "No change there"

No change there by Jibbyjames January 24, 2009

Mississippi Lane Change 

Rarely executed successfully. Involves crossing the maximum number of lanes immediately after merging onto a swift moving freeway with the goal of simply proving ones cunning behind the wheel. A perfect MLC would be executed by angling one's vehicle perpindicular to the center divider or perhaps even angling the nose of the vehicle slightly towards the flow of traffic.

Despite the common misconception that the traffic manuever originated in the Magnolia State (Mississippi), it is derived from the techniques used to cross a swift moving river and is actually most commonly seen in more cosmopolitan and populated parts of our nation such as Los Angeles, Boston, and other urban centers.

"Did you see that guy just do a Mississippi Lane Change to get to the D-lane?!"

"I got side swiped by some jackoff trying to pull an MLC on the 405 this morning on my way to work."

Mississippi Lane Change by Steve Devious September 4, 2008

small change 

An unattractive female who is far from a dime piece. Usually between a 1 and 5 out of 10, "small change" is a fairly general term ranging roughly from penny piece to nothing to write home about.

Tim: "Dude, I heard you got with my sister last night at the Drunken Barn Dance. I'm gonna kill you!"
Jim: "HELL NO!!! I didn't touch that dirty-ass fat-ass rat-faced white trash gutter slut. I don't fuck around with small change like that. Now your mom on the other hand...that's one FIIINE old piece of ass! She was giving me this mean hummer in your house the other day, when your girlfriend Susie comes in. And you know what that trick-ass ho did? I'll tell you she got behind me and gave me the best asshole-licking EVER! Then I 69ed with Susie while your mom took it in the ass from the UPS man. What a grand ol' time! But shit, man, I would never touch your sister. That bitch is a broke down penny piece swamp donkey."
Tim: "Oh shit man, I'm sorry. I thought you were going for my sister. It's all good."

small change by Nick D May 27, 2006

two finger mexican oil change 

The sexual act of placing a finger in your female sexual partners anal canal and vaginal canal simultaneosly to check her viscosity of either entrance. Then as the mechanic on duty you determine if she is a quart low and you give it her anally or vaginally after you attain the proper lubrication on your dipstick.

Lastnight as a part of foreplay I gave Jane a "two finger mexican oil change prior to having sex"

two finger mexican oil change by Dave Winkelman December 12, 2007

Alberta Lane Change 

Switching rapidly across three lanes of traffic without checking your blind-spot or signalling.

Normally practised in Alberta by mulleted folk in pick-up trucks listening to Billy-Ray Cyrus.

Person 1 "Did you see that guy cut me up!!
Person 2 "He just pulled the old Alberta Lane Change on you"

Alberta Lane Change by kop1975 May 17, 2007

Down to the change

When dining out and you receive poor service throughout the experience. Each time saying to yourself or your dining mates, "There goes another dollar off of their tip." Until finally the service is so bad you say "He/She is down to the change."

Dotty forgot our drinks, brought the wrong entre, and took forever to bring the ketchup, at this point she is down to the change.

Down to the change by Smellman February 23, 2009