baked bunny

A girl who thinks she's a bunny from being baked so much. She swears at loud noises, has sex, drinks vodka, nice only sometimes, and can kick anyone's ass. Her boobs are small but are getting bigger every day.

Maggie: Hey, where were you last night?
Tori: Oh, with Robin.
Maggie: Oh, baked bunny?
Tori: Yeah, she was f*cked up and kept yelling. I think it's because was really high and drunk.

by howdoyoulikemenow June 11, 2009

Baked Cookies

The act of getting high and watching porn on the internet for a long period of time.

Dude, Chad and I baked cookies last night on my girlfriends computer, it was chill.

by effinbrian March 27, 2011

baked potato

a mentally disabled person stuck in a fire

after SB's house burned down she found her daughter in the state of baked potato

by stupidcunt1726 February 10, 2019

bued

high on opiates

My man shaggy popped too many percs, dude is way too bued to drive home

by onetwobomb February 3, 2020

baked

Someone who is both woke and based thereby understanding both sides of the aisle. Also used, historically, as a term for high utilization of cannabis or a type of cooking process i.e. the process in which said cannabis can be converted into a brownie.

I thought of this definition of baked using a portmanteau of ‘woke’ and ‘based’ while in my car today and it made me chuckle so I decided to put it on Urban Dictionary.

by 1947338271 May 15, 2021

bread baked

a phrase meaning the act of getting one's hair cut

"Hey Duvall, I see you got your bread baked."

by Woozlee December 15, 2008

baked chicken

When your girl is laying naked on her back with her knees pulled up to her chest she is in the baked chicken position.

I came home from work last night and found my wife had prepared the baked chicken so I provided the stuffing!

by almondhead June 26, 2015