California Burglar

While having anal missionary sex with a pregnant woman, thrust your fist into her vagina and pull out her unborn child.

"James! Be gentle! I'm four months pregnant!"
"Oh don't worry baby; I'll be in and out like a California Burglar."

by Captain Fluff March 29, 2009

turd-burglar

a homosexual man

I never knew Elton was a turd-burglar.

by Dunky Oggins November 4, 2003

Bullarded

The act of having a betting accumulator ruined by a last minute goal.

Bournemouth winning at the death well and truly Bullarded me!

by Ruud van Nistelrooy April 6, 2008

bulgarian bushmonster

Usually found in the alps of Bulgaria. They are dangerous how to tell if you find one is there really hairy and have a 12 inch dangle ready to mangle your best bet is not to fight them.

I thought I came across a Bulgarian Bushmonster. Luckily I didn't.

by Bulgarian Bushmonster May 29, 2017

Turd Burglar

Slang for a male homosexual

Wow that Brad is a freakin turd burglar!!

by swoop hansen February 8, 2008

boglarka

Boglarka - Typically a tall female that strives for attention. In order to get her attention, boglarka will tell you anything from losing her virginity at the age of 2, to being hit on by a cucumber.

Boglarka: I got so high last night
Guy: oh you smoke weed?!
Boglarka: No, I burnt a piece of A4 paper
Guy: you got high by burning paper? -___-

Girl: damn, these period pains have gotten alot worse since my first one
Boglarka: I remember my first period, when I was 2 years old
Girl: you had your period at the age of 2?-__-

by stonersimpson February 22, 2015

Bullard

To be drilled up the anus with extreme force

Man, that boy got bullard'ed buy his girlfriend last night.

by Joe bullard March 21, 2009