tooted and booted

to fart and then notice you didnt just fart, you also took a shit. same thing as a shart.

oh shit i think i just tooted and booted! i need to go home and change my underwear!

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Zooted and booted

Getting dressed up...usually button up and a tie or a suit. Business casual style, no t-shirt, no sneakers.

What's the dress at that club? Can I rock anything or do I need to get zooted and booted?

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Aye Chris, I hope you know she a booster.

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Booted up is like another way of saying cooling it or hanging out with your friends

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When a male or female presses their anus against a female's vagina and farts inside or onto it, thus resulting in a bass boosted or flubby sound.

Damn, that was a sexy bass booster.

We are gonna try the bass booster tonight.

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to smoke a high or mid level type of weed then rite after smoke a low level type and it gives u a differnt/better kind of high

yo smoke this mersh after u smoke dro an you'll get booted son.

booted by pothead 420 June 11, 2006

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When you get so drunk that you are too annoying to be cared for.

Boots got extremely bootéd after the ABC Party and he got left behind.

Bootéd by D;ddy April 3, 2019

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