Cock Blaster

A bitch that loves to blast cocks, she doesn't give a shit whos dick she's blasting, as long as she is blasting dick she DON'T GIVE A SHIT about nothin'! When she's not blasting dick she's manipulating silly men to give them money to buy things like Gold Rings and Necklaces. As long as she is either blasting some random guys (with money) dick or getting some idiot douch to get her hair done for he she ain't fuckin' arsed.

Sexy Jess: Hey baby can I have some money for my lunch?
Rich guy: Sure choke on this bitch...
Sexy Jess: That was nice, I loved it. I'd love some lobster though.
Rich (and sexually satified) guy: Hell yeah baby here's $150 for your lunch!
Some random dude: WHAT THE FUCK $150 FOR LUNCH WHAT'S SHE GONNA BUY A FUCKIN' 724 COURSE MEAL?
Rich guy: I got doh motherfucker so fuck you, I buy bitches like there ain't no tommorow, Fuck you
Some random dude: FUCK THAT SHIT, YOU DO REALIZE SHE'S JUST WITH YOU FOR THE CASH RIGHT?
Rich (ang retarded) guy: Fuck you
Some random guy: she is a cock blaster she just blasts that cash out of cock. She's a pro.

by MickTheTrushJohnson September 4, 2007

Nigger shit kkk blaster

It's when you keep a gun in the glove compartment and it randomly goes off and shoots your cock off!!

I just witnessed a nigger shit kkk blaster.

by Jack nigha12 November 25, 2020

Tokyo Sand Blaster

When a man shoves sand down his penis hole and blasts sandy cum on a bitch.

Last night i did the Tokyo Sand Blaster, this hot bitch sucked on my spring roll. little did she know i shoved sand down my godzilla. When she wanted me to squirt my wasabi on her wonton's, but i Tokyo Sand Blasted her in the face.

by The Real Space Space Nigger August 9, 2011

Master Blaster

While your partner is giving you oral sex,you wrap your legs over their shoulders,grab their head, and while climaxing you cry out "WHO RUN BARTER TOWN?!"

GIRL:(giving head)
GUY:(grunts then yells)YEAH BITCH!WHO RUN BARTER TOWN?!
GIRL:(after swallowing)What the fuck was that?
GUY:Relax baby, just having a Master Blaster.

by Jobez December 13, 2008

ghetto blaster

1. noun; a small stereo, sometimes containing a tape deck or c.d. player and normally is somewhat lacking in sound quality and appearance.

2. noun; a broken-down or distorted stereo.

1. let's roll to tha wordpartay/word man, i got tha ghetto blaster and some wordforties/word.

2. man, that ghetto blaster is wordwhack/word.

by bud newman. February 28, 2003

sand blaster

Large anal expulsion of gastrointestinal gasses post coitus on any sand covered coastline.

do you really need an example? O.k.:

"my girl was riding me on the beach, and I totally pulled a sand blaster!!"

by beefymess September 2, 2009

Beaster

An annual party the first saturday after Easter, paint "Beaster kegs" and "Beaster cans"

Hey, I can't wait until Beaster it's like me birthday, Christmas, Easter, and Thanksgiving all in one!!

by beasterbunny February 11, 2010