Reverse Anger-Management

The kind of therapy one goes to when he/she finds that everyone hates them, typically on-sight.

"I have no idea why they hate me so much. We've never even talked."
"Maybe you need to go to reverse anger-management".
"Good idea. It's not like this is the first time it's happened".

by Haydoom July 29, 2009

Anger Jelly

The gelatinous substance that forms in your asshole from pure anger

If they capture "B" my taint will be swollen with anger jelly

by Ghost 0f Dark March 4, 2011

Seventh Circle of Hell Anger

An extremely angry form of anger that is very prominent while watching a piss-poor performance by one's favorite sports team. Often associated with the unadulterated use of words like "FACK" and the successive use of normally unrelated curse words.

Tab: Jesus, Duke's losing, FACK!!

Ryan: Are u experiencing seventh circle of hell anger?

by Big Blue Fan February 28, 2009

angerland

1. angerland

The country experienced by inhabitants of England (UK)who feel sidelined or marginalised by the norms, constraints and political controls imposed by the ruling government or over-heavy bueracratic system; the inner experience people in England (or any other country) who experience a sensation of anger and frustration inflicted by their nation's prevalent cultural status. Muslims, Islamists and economic migrants\immigrants often find themselves dwelling in this country.

Bank Clerk: Right. Let's fill this in. Where do you come from?

Mohammed: What do you mean by come from?

Bank Clerk: I mean that I can't let you open a current bank account until I know where you live.

Mohammed: Ah, OK. I live in Angerland. It's a county where I'm not even allowed to demonstrate my opposition to the government, and am inclined to be made to feel as though as I should hold my head in shame.

Bank Clerk: Fine. I'm spelling that - is it A - N - G - A - L- A -...
(Mohammed sighs in despair and raises his eyes skyward, whispering 'Allah karim!').

by chris firth March 8, 2007

anger bang

Person that you just want to screw, with no strings attached, but only because he/she would be good in bed.

Even though she has a boyfriend, my roommate would love to anger bang that hockey player.

by shadow24747 September 11, 2006

angerbert

a very angry; unhappy person.
a person that never smiles in pictures.

photographer "everyone smile now... 1.... 2...."
guy 1 "wait hold on my friend is being an angerbert!"
guy 2 "YEAHHH make him smile please."

by juhstaine February 15, 2009

angerful

full of anger

his face is so smashed. it makes him look angerful.

by girlwithgoldeneyes June 23, 2010