winking santa

When engaging in oral sex, pull out of your partner's mouth and ejaculate upon their eyeball, then proceed to grab some nearby tinsel from Christmas decoration and throw it on her face, giving her a full view of Christmas! Ho! Ho! Ho!

Laurel told me she wasn't feeling the Christmas spirit, so last night I surprised her with a Winking Santa.

by DocDirty March 7, 2016

winking skeever

Performing a butterfly kiss on the anus of your partner.

I think the pink eye came from when I was giving Carley a winking skeever.

by Thewinkingskeever July 3, 2016

winker whacker

A male organism that likes to masterbate

They were all winker whackers playing together

by Hdjhddhd December 15, 2016

wineker

A wine buff who can't help but tell you how much they know about wine. The combination of wine and wanker

Pat won't shut up about how much he knows about wine, a total Wineker !

by mansplainer24 April 10, 2018

wink a puss

Owl

I was out in the woods one night and looked up and there I saw a Wink a Puss

by Derek dickface February 7, 2019

wink WANK

the unofficial motto of the UK Furs Discord. Also used as a summoning word for a good friend.

John: wink WANK
Dan: yes, John? you summoned me?

by Electricsh4rk September 18, 2019

Winkle Grammar

Used to describe someone who can't seem to understand or correctly use grammar. Alternatively, this can be used as an insult to ones grammatical knowledge.

Texter 1: "their so annoying, im just going to leave those two to themselves"

Texter 2: "That's some Winkle Grammar right there"

by PetTheGodDamPeepo August 27, 2020