Sweaty Wanker

The act of wanking to the beat of rap god and snorting cocaine off your step-Gammy’s sweaty ass crack

Damn bro I heard you were at your Gam Gam’s house doing a sweaty wanker.

by DirtyGoblinReceiver69 December 14, 2019

Brazilian Wandering Spider

A spider commonly found in the Amazon rainforest that will give you a 4 hour long painful erection that will eventually kill you.

Brazilian Wandering spider was mentioned in this way on Gradeaundera's video called Phobias

by YoloMenace001 March 31, 2020

Macro Wanker

A male that jerks off incessantly. His masturbatory activities are on a level that is so large in scale and scope it’s well beyond your average male that gives it an occasional tug.

Dude you are such a macro wanker. Do you ever not watch porn and wank? Do you ever leave your room?

My roommate was a macro wanker. I could always hear him but rarely ever saw him.

My porn addiction has turned me into a macro wanker.

by Dick Onchin September 27, 2020

Waffle Wafer

A type of fart that is wholesome like a Belgian waffle while also being fluffy and light like a classic Swiss wafer. Waffle wafers don’t stink, and leave you with a floating, delightful sensation.

Person A: “Hey, do you have a minute? I’m undecided but I probably want to talk to you about something related to money, personal problems, a movie scene, crypto, or some other typical, generic, copy-paste pleb topic.”

Person B: “Sorry I’m not in the mood. I just did a waffle wafer and I feel light and delightful. I don’t want to talk about things that will weigh-down my day.”

by Waffles&Wafers January 9, 2022

one watch wanker

A cunt who thinks he's Billy big bollocks, because he has one rolex.
While his mates have a few .

Look at that fucking one watch wanker, he thinks he's boss because he has that shitty date just

by cakewrestler March 30, 2018

Flat faced wanker

English (British) - term used to describe a pug (dog breed)

I need to go to the veterinarian so I can pick up Sophie’s flat faced wanker.

by FIREHUGE May 18, 2022

Wangertonialism

The religious practice of worshiping the wang. Often associated with the gay community, but can be practiced by all types of people.

1-Garrick is such a wangertonialist.... i mean, seriously.
2-Dude: Dude are you going to church on sunday?
Gay: Naw dude wangertonialism has service on wednesdays

by Meathammer and Thongbreaker April 9, 2009