Vanessa Wow

The type of Vanessa that is so outlandish in speech, ideas, experiences, and lifestyle, that the only feedback on her is a baffled "Wow..."

Often an expression of disbelief.

Used to identify which Vanessa one is speaking of...even if only one Vanessa is known to the user of this expression. Not just any Vanessa. Vanessa Wow.

Expression Coined by Jodi Trout.

"Last night I talked a tourist into giving me his wedding ring as a birthday gift. He was sober."

"wow"

"I traded it to the bathroom attendant for a cigarette and a pink starburst at 3am"

"Vanessa WOW." accompanied by an aghast expression.

by Vanessa Wow October 24, 2009

vape

it is a fucking e-cig

I need vape pls let me take a hit

by Destroyer0715 June 8, 2018

Vanessad

Being completely shit faced to the point where you don't remember anything thats happened and having to get carried back home.

Josh: "Bro, last night was amazing, I was completely wasted"
Brody: "Na bro, you were way past that, you literally vanessad"

by SaugaMan99 September 18, 2018

vanessa hudgens singing

A horrible sound that is produced from someone who completely believes that they can sing and have been told that they can sing but in actual fact have no voice whatsoever.

That poor girl over there. She's just like Vanessa Hudgens singing.

by Miss Undefinable May 8, 2009

vanessa hudgens

A very fugly, Disney whore who decided to post naked pictures of herself all over the internet. Wow. Just wow.

Look at Vanessa Hudgens! She forgot to shave her bush!

by JyrusLove March 30, 2008

Vales

A human-born Czech hottie who is too goddamn amazing to be defined by the English language. Typically found stalking around seedy nightclubs, watching for vampires.

All them kindred want to hump Vales like woah.

by cinquain August 2, 2008

Vanessa

HEADASS

"Vanessa is just Headass"

by Headass693 February 16, 2018