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tufts standard

the point of sinking so low that you begin to find short, unattractive men attractive because there is simply no other option. much like a syndrome or a plague, it overwhelms and sickens the female population. side effects include low self esteem, loss of sex drive the inability to look oneself in the mirror after realizing the one that you hooked up with is actually a gnarled hobbit, fatigue, nausea,and dry mouth. Please contact Health Services for help if you believe you are at risk or suffering from this devastating affliction.
Did you see the guy **** hooked up with last night?

I think she may be exhibiting the early symptoms of Tufts standards. I heard it's like Rickets!
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Turse

- that is turse!
- You cooking tastes like turse.
by Ed Faulkner May 13, 2005
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terts

tits, breasts, gazongas, hooters, boobs, funbags, etc
Damn, that girl has some sexy terts.

TERTS OR GTFO!

Show terts, plz
by Larry Flynt September 15, 2009
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Turks

Underground organization structured around leadership broken up to three leaders. Known for computer, video game, and martial art skills. Name based on a group from the video game Final Fantasy 7. DrgnZomb RenoRelife Zeno
AND BOTH THESE TURKS ARE FUCKIN AMAZING PLAYERS - Quote
by Anonymous November 19, 2004
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turks and ciacos

an island in the caribbean with the most amazing beaches, nicest resort, such as beaches by sandals, which is the best. turks and caicos is the most amazing vacation spot in the entire world.
"where should we go on vacation?"
"i dont know, but i heard turks and caicos is so beautiful and amazing"
"omg! ive wanted to go there for so long! lets go to turks and ciacos!
by m2tp2t22t3 March 7, 2010
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Turbs

Turbs are long green plants from North America which are of an unknown species. For centuries, turbs have been consumed by Natives as well as anyone named Jennifer. Their particular health value is unknown. Consumers claim that turbs are a natural laxative in small quantities. In large quantities turbs can cause severe diarrhea.
Jennifer ate so many turbs that she pooped for 72 hours...straight!
by maturbs June 11, 2018
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Turns on the waterworks

When someone over exaggerates the feelings like the damn has been turns on and the village is gonna get destroyed. Emotionally.
Your mom was a whiny bitch who turns on the waterworks every time things got rough.
by Tarlenanmaga June 28, 2020
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