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trigger happy

The mental state of finding intense joy in "triggering" social justice warriors.
What makes Milo Yiannopoulos such a strong speaker is that he is very trigger happy.
by The Trigger August 30, 2016
mugGet the trigger happymug.

Trigger Finger

Finger used primarily for puling the trigger of a gun. Usually, this finger is one's index finger. Through much practice the trigger finer can be used for several other things as well though.

1) Intense peace signs.

2) Intensely pointing at people.

3) Poking people in the face really hard.

4) Poking people in the nose really hard.

5) Directing traffic back and forward.

6) Fingering your girlfriend. (Guys)

7) Fingering yourself. (Girls.)

8) Fingering your girlfriend. (Lesbians)

9) Fingering yourself. (Shemales)

As you can see, your trigger finger can be a vital part to several functions in necessary to your normal daily functions.
"I pulled my trigger finger out on my girl and it was a sensational orgasm. I'll have to use it more often now. :)"
by Ready-Liver July 5, 2009
mugGet the Trigger Fingermug.

Trigger Mortis

A certain lockjaw of the thumb, resulting from playing too aggressively during button mashing video games. Most often associated with heated matches of Mario Party.
Dude, I so could have won that minigame had I not caught the trigger mortis!
by thiscouldcureit October 22, 2011
mugGet the Trigger Mortismug.

trigger happy

Person who feelings are easily hurt, and or is easily offended at everything!
Guy 1: That girl Jenny gets so offended at everything!

Guy 2: I know man! She is so trigger happy!

(Jenny overheard it)
Jenny: WHAT! I'm offended by that!
by Freedomcis July 28, 2016
mugGet the trigger happymug.

trigger happy

Used to discribe someone who, in an irc, hits Enter before finishing a word.
<wax> Dude, Meet the Parents sucke
<andrew> Your a little trigger happy today. eh?
by Wax February 28, 2005
mugGet the trigger happymug.

pulling the trigger

to knowingly commit to the most wreckless action with the widest possible consequences
i thought my girl was fuckin with some random buhl last night, think they mighta fucked. Really considering pulling the trigger on this relationship and murdering this hoe
by ñoñoto November 16, 2020
mugGet the pulling the triggermug.

Trigger Rectomy

The operation you recieve after the injury you sustain from using a high power wash hose, or any trigger device for an extended period of time, which results in hand fatigue from holding down the trigger
Doctor : What seems to be the problem?
Patient : My hand is sore from hosing

Doctor: Your going to need a trigger rectomy
by MTBker77 June 22, 2010
mugGet the Trigger Rectomymug.

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