Nuking a toilet

Taking a dump and seeing that you broke it

Person: dude you nuked that toilet!
(Ignore this nuking a toilet

by nathanV2 August 24, 2020

Toilet

A Holy shrine that will take whatever you throw at it. A golden seat of relief.

Guy 1: Dude where were you last night? I thought we were going to hang out?

Guy 2: Sorry man, I was on the toilet , giving it my dinner from last night, I think I partied too hard.

Guy 1: I hear ya, I think my shrine is calling.

by Jo-Bro December 9, 2010

TICE

Tite and Icey. Better than Icey, better than Tite. Also a state of mind.

"did you see his chain? shit was TICE!"

"my TICE levels are at an all time high right now"

"the Do-Over's gonna be SEWWW TICEY"

by notwaldo August 25, 2009

Public Toilet

A term used to describe someone who is slutty or promiscuous, or someone who has had more than the average number of sexual partners.

She's as used as a public toilet.

by etaolf December 29, 2010

toilet log

a long piece of crap usually three or four feet long...it usually smells.

"Wow that toilet log hurt like crazy!"

by Brutal December 4, 2004

Toilet Barnacle

When you take a shit and part or all of the shit gets stuck inside the bowl. This usually causes discomfort for all other people that try and shit, as they do not want to come in contact with your shit. After multiple flushes and shits, your shit still remains.

Dude, that toilet barnacle has been on there since last friday!

by Shit, toilet, butt, fart, crap October 7, 2008

pollocking the toilet

A forceful spray of fecal matter emitted from the anus leaving a seemingly random and perversly post modern impression above water level.

A reference to impressionist painter Jackson Pollock.

Isaac pissed me off the othet day, so after a night of binge drinking I pollocked his toilet.

by Nickel Man-Duke III July 21, 2008