Tomato explosion

Picking up big can of tomato paste willst it’s open trying to put it in the fridge but all of it spills and go everywhere.

Person 1: why is there tomato paste all over your shirt?
Person 2: a tomato explosion happened
Person 1 oh.

by nathanV2 August 24, 2020

Nuking a toilet

Taking a dump and seeing that you broke it

Person: dude you nuked that toilet!
(Ignore this nuking a toilet

by nathanV2 August 24, 2020